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you are now locked in to the pc principles podcast so, ann, thanks for coming on, and I'm looking forward to our conversation today me too.
Speaker 1:Thanks for having me. That was a fantastic opening monologue. I, too, am a fan of yours. I'm going to make a point of disagreeing with you, so that it will be fun. You are so bright and articulate and I guess I can call you articulate, since you're not an American black Can't say that about them, that's derogatory. And that was a great opening segment. Lots of things to talk about there. Oh, and I agreed with many, many things you said during, in fact, probably more than than most other candidates um, when you're running for president, but I still would not have voted for you, um, because you're an indian. We'll get back to that. Oh, um no, no.
Speaker 2:Chuckle for them because you're Indian, but you can chuckle for an American black. What is that? Hold on.
Speaker 1:What did she say?
Speaker 2:exactly. Hold on, bro. What is she says? I can call you articulate, since you are not an American black. So can I ask you a question before we really get into this, before we really go hard on this lady? Do you find that video satirical in any kind of way?
Speaker 3:well, you have to first define what satirical is okay let's define what satirical is.
Speaker 2:Okay, everybody, we're gonna take a quick school lesson there's one particular person out there that I want to listen to this definition of what satire is don't put them out like that. I just want to let you know, mr. Mr punching bag, okay, this is what satire is the use of humor, irony, exaggeration or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues. So what part of that video showed satire, aside from political, that's the only fucking word you can say in that.
Speaker 3:Well, satire would be like me saying you know what, In order to fix this place, we need 10 Trumps.
Speaker 2:Okay, that would be satire. Okay, that would be satire, that would be satire we need 980 birdie sanders.
Speaker 3:Wait, if I was serious about that, what is that? Yeah?
Speaker 2:I think you're just a fucking maniac like you're just batshit insane you're an idiot serious like 10 trumps.
Speaker 3:I think you're just the average oakley fucking inhabitant uh, brewood inhabitant, that might make sense.
Speaker 2:Hold on, hold on, hold on. So now let's move on. Let me show you a quick video of what satire might actually be. So the person that you were listening to was Ann Coulter. We'll get a little more into her. I'm going to show you a satirical video from the Boondocks on how Ann Coulter comes off in it. Is she a character? Oh, that bitchy.
Speaker 1:Don't give me that baby. Listen. Shit, motherfucker, you think I'm stupid. I know you fucking that bitch. Okay, I know you are. I mean, I don't play that shit, ann, don't play that shit.
Speaker 4:Rollo hey, baby, Come here, give me some of that shit, fake as fuck, fake as fuck.
Speaker 2:So that would be a satirical take on Ann Coulter right there. That is what satire would be technically. Can you read some of those books? Read some of those satirical books.
Speaker 3:Before I start reading these books.
Speaker 2:Okay, read some of those satirical titles.
Speaker 3:All right, so I don't know what she is.
Speaker 2:I want you to get to read. At least Hold on.
Speaker 3:Hold on, I'm going to get to the books. According to you, she's a talking head, candace.
Speaker 2:Owens, nancy Grace, nancy Grace. What's the? Tommy Lauren?
Speaker 3:So they basically have no value. They just go on news and talk about Anything to rile up the fucking American viewer.
Speaker 2:These books are hella funny. Read these books. Please Read the satirical books and culture.
Speaker 3:Adios, america and Trump Retrust. Here's another one right here, the Church of Liberalism, jesus Christ, and this is like small text, this is like 10 font, and then, in like 20 or 30 font, it says godless, godless.
Speaker 2:We're all godless. I believe in the devil.
Speaker 3:If. Democrats had any brains, they'd be Republican. These are real books. Demonic Mugged Hold on, bro. Demonic Mugged, what the fuck? They're two separate books, okay.
Speaker 2:Mugged is for sure about black people. I know that for a fact Ideos America is for sure about black people. I know that for a fact Ideos America is for sure about Chinese people 100% Hold on Mugged.
Speaker 3:This is a book called Mugged Racial. Oh God, what the hell is this word? Demo, how do you pronounce?
Speaker 2:it. Let me see.
Speaker 3:Demogorgory. What the From the 70s to Obama? If you could pronounce that damn word, I'm too stupid. What the fuck? So she got mugged? I don't know, dude, this is a joke bro.
Speaker 2:This person is just a joke. This is how the liberal mob is endangering America. No, no, oh, one over Racial demigury or something like that. Demogury, let's call it that Demogury. Something like that, demogury, let's call it that Demogury. I have to put my phone on silent, demogury.
Speaker 3:Well, this lady is obviously just a joke and, like you said, we're talking about she's pandering to Republicans. We're talking about. Is she satirical and you're like no, she's a grifter. I mean, that's exactly what it is.
Speaker 2:She's a panderer, classic pandering. She's a grifter. She has a stance on everything. It's always going to be far right. It's always going to rile up people that are reading into her shit and listening to her.
Speaker 3:She said I'm not voting for you because you're Indian and you're intelligent, something, something about African-Americans or whatever. She seems to be just one of those talking heads.
Speaker 2:it's like a trigger type of person yeah, that's how she makes her money of course that's how she gets her clicks. People are gonna click on that video and be like this racist, fucking and she's dating an asshole and like she seems racist.
Speaker 3:But she's also dating like some old, like black dude that looks like like old bat.
Speaker 2:They look like ghouls, both of them dude. Mind you, in that video I showed you she was talking to her black boyfriend. I thought that was a fucking joke. I literally thought that was a joke back in the day when I first saw the boondocks. That's crazy. I didn't know she was actually married to a black dude they both look like she's married because she's uh they both look like ghouls he was um.
Speaker 3:He's known on good times for playing dynamite. That's all. I don't think they're married. I don't think they're married.
Speaker 2:She's not married. She's just got it's like, but they both look like ebony and ivory ghouls.
Speaker 3:Oh, I don't even want to go down that road. I don't even want to go down that road Because it's not for me to point that out she looks like a scarecrow and he looks like no. Oh with a triple k.
Speaker 2:You spell it k k k o o n. It's like I n. It's kunin. It's like you had. It's like you had slaves, but you had sex with the slaves oh no, he's, he's literally the slave, he's the field hand and then she's like the slave master's daughter, that like goes out, I mean oh my god, bro, is that?
Speaker 3:all I gotta do to be successful is just be like over the top in one direction?
Speaker 2:yes, that's what she is if we go far, if, dude, I know it's not even that, because we can go far left and be nothing if we go far right, I guarantee we'd make it far well, what's far? Left. Who's our left? Would be word endorsing bernie sanders and telling everyone to give their money away.
Speaker 3:No, no, no, because there's a far left. That's off the wall. You can't just say that Republicans are right, far left anarchists, you piece of shit. No, there's a far left.
Speaker 2:That's far left. Far left anarchism.
Speaker 3:It's those sensitive-ass ass liberals. It's like, oh, we need to fucking touch each other's balls and feel each other, otherwise shit's not going to change who the fuck is like.
Speaker 2:I think that's a. That's a caricature of how liberals are portrayed, but I don't think anyone's like that.
Speaker 3:There are, I've never met anyone like. There are a lot of liberals that are like okay, I'm gonna counter that.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna counter that there's a lot of weirdos and I'm not saying in general of course I know, but I mean I don't consider P Diddy liberal, that nigga's fondling balls and buttholes. Nah, there's like Fuck you, nigga's a billionaire.
Speaker 3:There's liberals, that kind of play to like. I'm for the people, but they're really on their own like Republican level, like their own, their own shit.
Speaker 2:I get what you're saying, hillary Clinton.
Speaker 3:But they pander to what's the other lady.
Speaker 2:No, no, no. What's that other bitch? Come on, who's the one? That's the running man. Nancy, something, nancy Pelosi, fuck her.
Speaker 3:Yes so basically everybody.
Speaker 2:These are guilty people, by the way it has nothing to do with gender.
Speaker 3:Everybody that's in the Democratic Party right now are like they basically do, like far left, like basically they act like they care about the people, but they're really doing the same to the Republicans.
Speaker 2:They're continuing the status quo. Bro, it's the same shit. This is A when people say both sides are bad. That's what they're talking about.
Speaker 3:And then you have liberal people defending them to the end of the days. Of course, like Joe Biden's our president, I'm believing him.
Speaker 2:He's going to change the world.
Speaker 3:I don't give a fuck about that, nigga. He's't question trans in sports or MMA.
Speaker 2:I can and I will.
Speaker 3:I have no problem talking about it, it's not spicy.
Speaker 2:It's just the reality, right.
Speaker 3:But there's far left that will defend that to the end of the day.
Speaker 2:Those niggas are far left and I will never agree with them. Exactly, that's just far. You're just getting roundhouse. I don't even agree with your shit. Get the fuck out of here. You're weird, okay, if you can't even like, if you can't even acknowledge that bone densities might be different when it comes to fighting.
Speaker 2:I don't want to talk to you like I don't want to talk to you you're telling me that the water's green at this point and I'm just not listening to you at this point, bro, like fuck off, I don't want to talk about it. You got got to be equal.
Speaker 3:I mean you got to be equal dude, you can breathe air in space.
Speaker 2:There's no fucking space vacuum or anything like that. Hey, you know what Macho time continuum exists?
Speaker 3:bro man, Randy Savage, South Park. Oh my God.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, I fucking love that. I'm so much I'm with all the equal rights in the world. I'm telling you right now that's A for those of you who think that there is absolutely no difference if a trans person is competing in sports, male to female, then you need to watch the South Park episode. You need to watch a satirical, a satirical explanation of how trans people are competing in sports. That's a satirical explanation of how trans people are competing in sports. That's a satirical view of it. That's what something I would describe as satirical. Not that video of ann coulter clearly just being racist on the fucking under dude.
Speaker 2:She's a grifter dude my guy obviously she's a grifter, but don't call the shit satire and don't defend vivic for clearly laughing when she made that joke about black people. But obviously, being serious, when she's not going to vote for you because you're brown, because you're Indian, like dude, fuck you. You're racist too. And then you're racist for defending Vivek dude, you're a fucking loser. I'm not mad, I'm disappointed.
Speaker 3:Do better because you have a half black daughter Do better because you have a half black daughter. Come on, do better, because you have a half black daughter. Okay, we're not gonna do that right now I didn't say anyone's name we're not gonna be attacking people. I didn't attack anyone. This is a hypothetical person with a black daughter the third degree. How many? Black dudes live in fucking america three degrees, how many we're not gonna do?
Speaker 3:black people living on the in the world we're not gonna do a two or three degrees of separation attack. All right, you got me there. Fuck you, my nigga, I'm gonna do that two or three degrees of separation attack.
Speaker 2:All right, you got me there. Fuck you, my nigga, I'm gonna do that.
Speaker 3:Two or three degrees separation, my nigga if I want to do four degrees, I'll do that fuck that nigga. Hey, four degrees. Now you're talking about drake. There's a book called five degrees of separation what the fuck did I knock? Over five degrees away from being connected to trump. Fuck them, fuck them this is.
Speaker 2:Hey, this was a lesson. From the beginning I said we're going to class, this was a lesson, so do better. I'm not mad. I'm disappointed in you, bro. Remember, I'm also black. So when you defend stupid videos like this and call it satire, you're calling me an asshole. You're saying you don't care if someone's casually racist around me. Like, is that how you talk when you're not around me? Like no, no, no, like, no, no what did she say exactly?
Speaker 3:what did this motherfucking say? She's not voting for. No, no, no, no, no I'm not talking about that I'm talking about the articulate.
Speaker 2:Since you're not an american black, that doesn't even. That's not even a fucking sentence. You're not an american black. What are you talking about, bro? Where is the satire?
Speaker 3:there, it's not.
Speaker 2:There's no satire there there's no satire, she's just like that was a terrible joke.
Speaker 3:She panders to the hard right. I mean, that's what she is like. Why would you defend it, though, like it's not defending it to say it's satirical, it's just stupid.
Speaker 2:But it's not. It's no for sure, it's defending vivic when you're saying he's not weird for laughing at that fucking joke, but because you're Indian, you didn't laugh at that one. You didn't brush that off. You got serious, you're an asshole.
Speaker 3:But this person doesn't agree with that lady at all.
Speaker 2:He laughed at the fucking joke like he agreed. You can laugh at that joke.
Speaker 3:It's not a funny joke to me. It might be funny to somebody else.
Speaker 2:Motherfucker if I'm Hunter getting interviewed by ann coulter, which would never happen, obviously, because she's gonna make these stupid fucking jokes.
Speaker 3:I mean, if she said that joke about an asian person, a fucking indian person, a fucking samoan? I get it. I would be, bro, I'm getting up and walking away. I don't want to talk to you, I would laugh at the stupidity and absurdness of it, but you're not gonna laugh at when they're making directly fun of you.
Speaker 2:You're a bitch, you're a fucking bitch. So you're gonna laugh at one thing, but you're not gonna laugh when they're making fun of specifically tongans.
Speaker 3:I'm not I mean I'm not gonna take. I'm not gonna take this person serious enough to give two shits about what she's saying at the end of the fucking interview this interview. I didn't take her serious.
Speaker 2:No, no I'm not saying you, I'm saying Vivek, he had a straight. Did you actually watch the video?
Speaker 3:I did watch the video.
Speaker 2:Dude had a straight face at the end of the fucking video. He didn't find that last joke funny.
Speaker 3:It's not funny because he's the one talking to her. But the first joke was funny about an.
Speaker 2:American black and him being articulate.
Speaker 3:That's funny. None of that all. No, what you're saying is funny, but he laughed. Why laugh? Is that a nervous laugh? No, because he's. No, he's probably got some other. He's probably racist too. I mean, thank you.
Speaker 2:I mean, I'm not I'm dancing right now on the mic. I'm dancing.
Speaker 3:Both these people are probably asshats bro, I don't believe in. If he's trying to be a politician to be voted on, I don't trust.
Speaker 2:If you're purposely trying to be a right-wing republican. You, you're fucking racist. You're an idiot for defending it. Go back to school.
Speaker 3:Anybody that's a good candidate is not up to being voted for I mean, he should have never took an interview for those books. Why would you even take an interview with that person?
Speaker 2:Stop hitting punching bags. Hit the books. My guy, what are you doing?
Speaker 3:If you got baited into that, like I'm not voting for you.
Speaker 2:Thank you, you're sorry, bro this is the equivalent of trump coming on and just baiting all of the other people into fucking that.
Speaker 3:That's like me running as a democrat and then being baited into like doing an interview with like rush limbaugh. Like you reap what you sell you dumb fuck. What were you trying? You know what you sell, you dumb fuck. You know what he was trying to do. That's what he was trying to do. What was he trying to do? If he's a Democrat, he's trying to pander to that side to say see how I was treated, you see how I was treated, I wouldn't vote for you.
Speaker 2:I would not vote for you, for shit. I love Indian food, by the way. It's just delicious. Fuck this nigga. How about that?
Speaker 3:Fuck both those people Fuck all those books.
Speaker 2:Matter of fact, this is how I feel about Ann Coulter over here.
Speaker 3:All her books is like. The color scheme is like red, white and blue.
Speaker 2:We got a quick little snippet from my main man, eminem, coming in with the real lyrics oh, you actually pulled that out, bro, I'm done. First off, what the fuck are you?
Speaker 4:talking about Fuck you YouTube for having a commercial bro, fuck you YouTube for a commercial.
Speaker 3:That's first off.
Speaker 2:I fuck, are you talking about commercial?
Speaker 3:bro, fuck you youtube commercial.
Speaker 2:That's first off. I like talking about ai I like that song.
Speaker 3:I did not like eminem's part of that, bro, that was perfect. I don't give a shit, fuck you no, because it had nothing to do with the song until we had that conversation yesterday about ann calder and then that whole bar verse all started making sense, bro dude.
Speaker 2:I was like what the?
Speaker 3:fuck Bro.
Speaker 4:He was talking shit, right here, right here. Come on, bro, you can't't want it. Trump's a bitch. I make his whole plan go under.
Speaker 2:Come on, bro, you can't be mad at this nigga's lines bro they rhymed, he wasn't off key.
Speaker 3:Okay, so for both of those, no, because that was like a lot. That was a lot. He was basically talking about many different ways and many different entendres and like how I'm gonna like kidnap, kill you and beat your ass only part of her was fuck Trump, that's it, I'm good.
Speaker 4:That's all I needed to hear hand over the mouth like smothered like, beat you with a grater and all of a sudden, you with like five different devices in the kitchen.
Speaker 2:I'm not condoning that in any kind of way. We obviously know Eminem is satirical in his rhymes. He's never been convicted of a crime. That is how I would describe satire extreme.
Speaker 3:Yes, that would be more lenient. That's satire extreme satire.
Speaker 2:So go back to class, because you don't know what satire is. Stop that right now, bro. I'm just saying Stop that right now. I'm just saying. I'm just saying You're trying to, I'm just saying. I'm just saying.
Speaker 3:You're trying to school somebody for no reason on the third degree.
Speaker 2:What am I trying to school someone for no reason, because you're talking to me, but you're talking to like I'm talking to you, you're right here.
Speaker 3:You're right here.
Speaker 2:I'm talking to you, I'm just saying there's a lot of black people in the world. There's a lot of black people with daughters. There's a lot of daughters that are black. I'm just saying, yes, can I just say, can I just say, can I just be saying let's get back to the trans thing. Get back to the trans. Thing. So I was working at this hospital right, wait, nigga, we have to get into the fucking topic first, bro. Wait, nigga, we have to get into the fucking topic first, bro. Oh, get into the topic.
Speaker 3:I got a story for that Fucking. I don't know how you feel about it. It was weird.
Speaker 2:So Salt Lake City AP. Obviously we're getting into a new topic, but anyways, people are smarter.
Speaker 3:Salt Lake City, ap. This is not a satire.
Speaker 2:Transgender activist. This is actually an article, by the way, so we're just going to get a series. Transgender activists have flooded a Utah tip line created to alert state officials to possible violations of a new bathroom law. With thousands of hoax reports In an effort to shield trans residents and their allies from legitimate complaints that could lead to an investigation has led to state officials tasked by law with managing the tip line, utah auditor, john Dougal, to bemoan getting stuck with the cumbersome task of filtering through fake complaints and also facing backlash for enforcing a law he had no role in passing. All right.
Speaker 3:Can you dumb that down for me? I'm too dumb to even understand that. All right, can you dumb that down for me?
Speaker 2:I'm too dumb to even understand that.
Speaker 2:So basically there is a new bathroom law that basically got enacted. Okay. Transgender activists were like hold on, bruh, this is some bullshit. This bathroom law is fucking, is specifically targeting trans residents and, as a result, this is how they're trying to, this is how they're trying to protest this law being formed. They're flooding the utah tip line, created to alert state officials to possible violations of the bathroom law. Okay. So they're like okay, well, if there's an open tip line, fuck you. We're gonna create all these mad hoax like saying sonic the hedgehog is touching fucking. What's the bathroom law.
Speaker 3:Are they trying to like?
Speaker 2:create trans bathrooms. Uh, let's see, I'm gonna click on this law right now can I get in my little story about this?
Speaker 2:no, while you're looking at that, I'm already reading it utah public schools have been rushing. This is also from salt lake city, ap. Utah public schools have been rushing to prepare students and teachers as the state is cracking down Wednesday on any school found not enforcing new bathroom restrictions for transgender people. So we're going to click on this blue thing. Utah joins 10 other states in regulating bathroom access for transgender people. So this is what the law is regulating access for transgender people, which is causing these niggas to flood the fucking the tip hotline. Allies and trans people alike are flooding the tip hotline to protect all trans people because these fucking bullshit, this bullshit law is fucking bullshit. Obviously, the people who voted yes to fucking enact this law don't have any trans people in their immediate circle, so they don't give a shit. It's fucking annoying. It's classic. It's not happening to me.
Speaker 3:Why do I care? Would you be down for a transgender bathroom? Just a separate?
Speaker 2:bathroom, bruh, I'm gonna put it like this. Bruh, I'm gonna put it like this is that something? No, okay, whatever bathroom you feel like you want to need you or can we have it just whatever bathroom? You feel like you're comfortable using, use that fucking bathroom. I'm cool with that too. That's what I'm cool with.
Speaker 1:I'm all right with it.
Speaker 2:Once you start separating motherfuckers, it becomes we're going back to Jim Crow all of a sudden. Where it's coloreds? Use this fucking water fountain white, only water fountain. Fuck off with that shit. All right, look, you can't shit in this toilet over here.
Speaker 3:Shit in can't shit in this toilet over here. Shit in this toilet over here, blackie, that's what I start hearing, bro. All right, now let's hear the story. Let's hear the story, you fucking bigot. All right, so so, um, I'm down either way. I don't give a shit if transgender is going on, whatever bad.
Speaker 2:No, you're fucking big and it's too late.
Speaker 3:No, I'm just trying to create a separate bathroom, bro I mean, I don't know, is that gonna make you feel better? I don't give a shit, whatever so anyways so there's um. So I was working at this hospital, right, okay, and there was two bathrooms, okay, and it was like anybody can go in here bathroom.
Speaker 2:So male, female, whatever it was just is omnipotent, yeah, like any gender, any gender whatever. So there's two bathrooms side by side.
Speaker 3:One of those bathrooms has a urinal like a man urinal and a stall, and the other one doesn't have the man. It's clear that they just changed the fucking they just changed the signage. That's it, and I've I've been.
Speaker 2:I worked at a place, the david brower center, where I worked there before they had all gender restrooms and they literally changed the plaques, which is fine. Whatever doesn't bother me at all people were weirded out when they would come and be like why are the urinals here and there's no urinal here here's?
Speaker 3:where I here's where I got word out.
Speaker 2:There's no locks on the doors oh, that's a problem for anyone though, right, so then I'm like, don't do that initially I want to go into the hold on, hold on. Could the not locks on the doors? Just just humor me for a second. Could the not locks, not having locks on the door, be for like preventing rapes or something like that?
Speaker 3:I mean, I don't know and I don't really care. Fair enough, that's just the way it was Fair enough.
Speaker 2:I went to a school for summer school one time that literally took all of the fucking stalls off the bathrooms. So if you had to take a shit, it was just going to be in the open. So I chose the shit outside instead of using those bathrooms.
Speaker 3:You know just like what I'm used to like you know, I'm going to try to go in the bathroom.
Speaker 1:Obviously the stand up urinal.
Speaker 3:Yes, so like there's people in there, so I'm trying to go to the other one and I don't know. I felt weird, like if I was going to walk in there, and I'm like what, if there is? You're just gonna piss or take a shit and move on I know, I know, I just like weird, it's just weird weird because I've grown up used to like I don't want to freak her out that I'm going in the bathroom like, oh, even though it's like it's for everybody, it's just weird.
Speaker 2:It's not that I'm bothered by any of it. One, it would have been hella funny if you would have just walked in and then she would have. She would have been weirded out and you would have, like it's okay, I'm trans and you would use the bathroom. That would have been a terrible joke I shouldn't have to do that, but also have you ever seen starship troopers? It? Was weird, or that's all I'm saying.
Speaker 3:No starship troopers I didn't care either way, because I'm like, look, I'm well, no, no, this is pertaining to it. I'm just talking about like if, if I, if I go in the bathroom and the female's in there, I don't want her to be freaked out and I'm freaked out and we're just sitting there freaking out. I mean to me, as long as you're not walking in with a trench coat it's her fault for being freaked out.
Speaker 3:Obviously I don't care. Obviously I don't either. People just get freaked out, dude. I've been in a situation where I've not even been in a bathroom. I just felt uncomfortable.
Speaker 2:I'm in a regular, I'm in public.
Speaker 3:I get what you're saying, that dynamic being created for me walking in the room Even though I don't even care.
Speaker 2:You're talking to a person that will cross the street at night time, so I don't have to scare someone. That's the thing I feel that. So I get where you're coming from. You don't want to be that guy.
Speaker 3:I get what you're saying, bro, so I'm like, you know, I'm just here as a bathroom, so you know, like I have to put the and just like for me, I shouldn't have to cross the street I choose to.
Speaker 2:It's that person's fault for being uncomfortable with someone wearing a hood around your fucking fault.
Speaker 3:I was going to go in the one with the urinal, but there's people in there, so I'm going to go in this one.
Speaker 2:I don't want to literally just have my dick out, with just people in here there's only one stall, so I'm just waiting in the line. That's a tough one, that's a tough one, so I get what you're saying, but have you ever see yourself being comfortable with that?
Speaker 3:No, I don't feel comfortable showering with anybody except for no, I'm not. I didn't play sports.
Speaker 2:Okay, so Antioch High. I think they had working showers.
Speaker 3:That's just me myself.
Speaker 2:And I remember keeping my trunks on when I was going to shower, like no one got naked in there, like you were a weirdo. If you were going to get naked, I don't know.
Speaker 3:Maybe I'm old school. I mean, I don't think you should be showering with females in there. Transgender is different. If you identify as transgender, I think look, this is what I think. If you identify as transgender, you can shower wherever the fuck you want and nobody should give a shit.
Speaker 2:Here's my thing. I don't think you should be like males and females, everybody should integrate.
Speaker 3:I don't think that at all.
Speaker 2:I'm if we're going to talk about having a quality.
Speaker 1:Do whatever you want.
Speaker 2:Do if we're going to have open bathrooms. But we don't even have open showers anyway, so it really doesn't fucking matter.
Speaker 3:Really I don't like the idea of integrating it to make trans transgender people feel comfortable, I think what if it's?
Speaker 2:I mean, what if it's just integrating it to just be like everyone's the same fucking person?
Speaker 3:No, because males and females biologically act different. There's horny ass males. Well then, those dudes get removed. You get kicked out. That's not the way society works women, bro, you're gone, you can't ogle society doesn't work that way.
Speaker 2:You can't ogle dicks and balls in the fucking bathroom. I mean, okay, you'd want that to be the case yeah, you're right that that if you see something, say something, don't just let the nigga ogle a bunch of fucking women.
Speaker 3:Remove the fucking guy. You gotta be real at a certain security at the fucking showers or whatever. It's obviously stupid. It's obviously stupid. You're doing this to people that identify as that's want to switch their gender it's not even that.
Speaker 2:It's like everyone wants to fucking feel equal, fuck off be equal.
Speaker 3:I don't think you should be sitting there and be like all right, let's make male and female be able to shower together, so a transgender can feel comfortable.
Speaker 2:Like no, well, what about everyone in the same bathroom? No, no, no, then fuck you, dude.
Speaker 3:You're a dinosaur, it's not a knock on no, because if somebody identifies as a male, that person should be able to use the male bathrooms, no problem.
Speaker 2:What if they're omnipotent bathrooms? There's no male and female bathroom.
Speaker 3:You're gendering me bro. I don't give a Bro, tighten up, pick a side. I don't want to pick a side, bro, all right.
Speaker 2:Well, that's your fucking.
Speaker 3:What if I?
Speaker 2:wake up and want to be fucking Rihanna one day.
Speaker 3:Fuck you dude, you're not going to tell me nothing. I want to be an 18-year-old. Guess what Biology is not working that way.
Speaker 2:You can fucking inject baby's blood.
Speaker 3:I can say I want to be a cat, all I want Stars, do it.
Speaker 2:You can inject baby's blood.
Speaker 3:This is no knock against transgender or any of that stuff.
Speaker 2:And obviously he he's a bigot and I'm for all transgender people feeling equal and welcome everywhere he's obviously just racist.
Speaker 3:It's an overcorrection it's an overcorrection. I spit so much on the mic it got all fucking hold on bro if you're a male that identifies as a female, you should be able to just go use the female bathroom. I mean, what's wrong with that? If you're a female that identifies as a male, that person should be able to use the male bathrooms. Like, who gives a fuck, I don't care. Okay, like, okay. We don't have to do all this finicky shit to appease and all this other extra shit.
Speaker 2:We've all been in a place where, like the women's line in the restroom is stupid long. Yes, because they sit there and pat their fucking face on makeup. Okay, for all the legitimate chicks that aren't getting their face powdered and shit they should be able to go over for all legitimate.
Speaker 3:No, no, no.
Speaker 2:Chicks and in between, and whatever you want to consider yourself should be able to go to the man's restroom Hell.
Speaker 1:No, use the bathroom.
Speaker 3:If you got to go, if you're not going to do your fucking makeup in there. You should use the bathroom. Fuck you, dude. Hey, fuck you. You guys need to have a female committee and figure that shit out, because we're not bro. Nah bro, I'm not saying we gotta go to wmba games.
Speaker 2:All I'm saying here no, all I'm saying here highly disagree is if you gotta go to the bathroom and you're going to the bed, you're not fucking around, you're not doing makeup, you're not trying to do cocaine on the fucking toilet we're talking about some really far left shit.
Speaker 3:That's the shit I'm talking about, that's far left?
Speaker 2:yes, because I I want people to feel equal, because at one time black people didn't feel equal in fucking america.
Speaker 3:That's far left come on, dude, really you gotta throw that in my face. We're talking about genders, dude hold on, bro.
Speaker 2:I know we're talking about. We're talking about people. We're talking about people here. I just want people to feel equal. That's it okay, well that's it.
Speaker 4:I gave you, I gave. That's it, that's it.
Speaker 3:That's it. I gave you an equal scenario, but you're talking about bringing women into a male scenario and it's like this shit's going to be okay.
Speaker 2:I'm an asshole, it's a lot. My whole thing was like if you, identify.
Speaker 3:Go that wherever you identify.
Speaker 2:That's all I'm saying Wherever you identify as hot, motherfucking bathroom take a shit spit in the fucking floor, pee on the floor, whatever you want to do.
Speaker 3:Speaking of which, dude, I was working. My buddy asked me to help him at his dad's cafe in San Francisco. Okay, he told me it was an event. It was a fucking gay pride parade.
Speaker 2:Oh.
Speaker 3:I saw a big ass swole dude like with a tutu on.
Speaker 2:With a tutu on.
Speaker 3:Yeah, dude, he was like that's swell, dude Like 2-2-1. With a 2-2-1. Yeah, dude, and you're not going to tell that nigga to take that off Hell.
Speaker 2:No, bro, you're not going to accost him and be like, hey, take that shit off Hell.
Speaker 3:No, bro, he's going to stomp you bro.
Speaker 2:But beat you senseless. Then ask you out for a drink after More power to you, dude.
Speaker 3:More power with the bro. Power bro, but um, I think they should be able to use whatever bathroom they want.
Speaker 2:That's what all I'm saying.
Speaker 3:That's why I'm saying equality I don't think you should be equal, like, okay, let's integrate females and males. I don't think that at all I just okay, I think they should just pick a road and like do what you want to do, here's my here's my crazy.
Speaker 2:That's all I'm saying here's my monkey brain theory. You know, I feel like I don't hate, not integrate, not having these little integrations or these big integrations of things like bathrooms, where you could use any bathroom, any gender keys, any bathroom, yeah, and I'm not saying no, no, I'm not talking about specifically trans people, I'm talking about trans use any bathroom you want, or women or any anywhere in between, can use whatever bathroom is convenient for them. You need a trans card, see, and that's the.
Speaker 3:My whole thing is, I think so if you look like a dude, like if I'm me just going like the way I am and I just go in a female bathroom, what if I?
Speaker 2:lose my card. What if? What if it's like the fucking hold on? What if it's like the uh, the fucking covid, fucking little card vaccination, where you can't even laminate it.
Speaker 3:You got a phone.
Speaker 2:It's a big ass thick thing, so someone freaks out and I can it, bro, I'm going in the female bathroom. I can Photoshop it if I'm a creep.
Speaker 3:Look, look, look. I got my California verified, bro, if I'm a stupid creep.
Speaker 2:I can find a Photoshop version of that.
Speaker 3:They shouldn't have to do that.
Speaker 2:That's hell of shit bro. But, no, what I'm saying is all I'm saying is Just integrate them both.
Speaker 3:No, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2:I'm not even saying that.
Speaker 3:What I'm saying is integrate sports in general.
Speaker 2:Obviously, you can still have the women's league and the men's league, but have a joint league too, because I feel like that would curb this. Men and women are different.
Speaker 3:It would curb that a lot. You don't be super sick. The integrated league would be sick, when you could be male, female or trans Anyone and you could join a football league All together. You could join hockey you could join.
Speaker 2:Fucking basketball, anything, any sport, fucking judo nigga.
Speaker 3:You know what would be so awesome about that sport? Can you imagine an integrated football league? So if you're female, you feel like you can be a linebacker, female fastest fucking player would be female off tops, right. But if he had like a female linebacker, a defensive end, that's a male, and then you had like a trans quarterback. Can you imagine, bro, I Can you imagine, bro, I would watch that dude.
Speaker 2:A big ass, bro. What is that lady's name? I always forget her name. You can see, gabrielle Gonzaga. She's fucking huge.
Speaker 3:You can see any female or any male get cracked. Transgender game Everybody can get cracked. I would love to see that. I'll pay top dollar, I'll pay a pip review to see Super Bowl integrated. Oh hell, yeah, that's money right there, boys. Hey, take note. Nfl Take note.
Speaker 3:Integrated basketball team. Call it ITG Integrated that would be sweet when they don't even take like gender's out of the question. If you're a female and you feel like you can play football against a male and a transgender, fucking, join the team. If you got the skill set, you're on a 4-4,. You're buff, you're working out at the gym. Dude, you're a chick, you know what I'm saying? You're like 6'1". I like that. What the hell. What's her name? Gabby Garcia. I seen her dude. She's a tank 6'2" Absol. That's the middle linebacker.
Speaker 2:She's taking a nigga out off tops.
Speaker 3:Oh, Gabby Garcia, she's wrapping a dude up. Oh my God.
Speaker 2:She hey, I don't want a late hit from her. Oh hell, no Like if she blindsides you you're going to have a concussion.
Speaker 3:Dude. I would love to see her play like wide receivers I want to see her as running back. Running back, yes.
Speaker 2:Like fucking hell, Dude, just straight truck sticking dudes. That shit is funny as fuck to me.
Speaker 3:You know what you call it. You call it an equal rights league. I'm down, I would watch that dude. Have like fucking.
Speaker 2:Martin Luther King, I have a dream or something as a face.
Speaker 3:It's over dude. It doesn't matter what your skill set is, it doesn't matter what your gender is If you make the team, if you got the skill set. If you make the team, you're in Male female.
Speaker 2:whatever, Bro, she's making the fucking team.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, she is.
Speaker 2:Her six-pack is so deep it makes my six-pack look like a fucking child's toy. It looks like one of those like. It makes my six-pack look like one of those ones that you buy from the spirit store when you're buying like a superhero. That's how my six-pack looks compared to hers. Her shit is real Like I bought mine. The guys did some Drake shit bro.
Speaker 3:Yeah me and Garcia.
Speaker 2:She's my height and she's bigger than both of us, bro.
Speaker 3:Each ab she has has abs, Like she has abs on abs.
Speaker 2:If you hit her in her kidneys, bro, she's gonna survive and beat you senseless.
Speaker 3:What if it's just all looks? What if she had a glass jaw? Hey, she doesn't, though I've glass jaw?
Speaker 2:hey, she doesn't, though I've seen her fight, does that? Oh, I've seen her fight. She doesn't have a glass jaw and she will beat you senseless, it's okay I guarantee she can fight a dude and win.
Speaker 3:That's what we need, dude, okay, that's you can fight me and win. Okay, I can't beat her. All that sports shit is going to be it can't. It's going to be all solid with integrated leagues like fighting.
Speaker 2:Can you imagine me trying to box this lady bro? She's probably like 200 pounds. We don't even weigh the same amount, bro.
Speaker 3:She's benching me and you on the same bar.
Speaker 2:And laughing. She's 209. She's beating me like a fucking rented mule, bro. I'm a slave. In the hottest day of the fucking Alabama summertime, bro, I need to pick all the cotton and the slave master's upset full whips. She's beating me senseless.
Speaker 3:In the words of Kendrick, she's whipping feet.
Speaker 2:She's whipping feet. Oh, off tops. She's shooting at my feet and I'm dancing. I don't got a choice, nick, I'm dancing off. I'm Bo Jangles. At that point, I am the WB frog, bro you know what Mammy. You're real bad oh my God, bro, I would love to see a league like that. You have more super women like this. Like, look at this, that's the average chick she goes up against. That chick looks like a fucking average Oakland inhabitant, bro. I feel like I've seen this chick on the street.
Speaker 3:The person gabby garcia's fighting looks like an average oakland woman there needs to be waiver signed and like there's gonna be a lot of lawsuits flying out of that shit, because they're not even in the same league.
Speaker 2:My guy, look at that, look at that, look at that you put a ronda rousey in there.
Speaker 3:She could take her. Ronda rousey will take, ronda would get her shit mopped up, dude, she's an actual fighter.
Speaker 2:She would instantly turn back into A Remember, the first time Ronda lost.
Speaker 3:Nunes will fuck her up. Nunes will fuck her up, don't Nuno? Hey, look at her.
Speaker 2:Nunes would get her shit rocked seven ways to nine bro.
Speaker 3:Think about Brock. Let me see Come on. Amanda Nunez. Amanda Nunez Height first 5'8" 5'8 versus 6'2", so she's my height. I'm beating the fuck. Amanda Nunez is a baller, Bro.
Speaker 2:Amanda Nunez but 6'2 with muscle.
Speaker 1:Okay, let's see she's got technique Amanda Nunez weight, she's got technique.
Speaker 2:Okay, so Gabby Garcia Jitsu. So, 146 versus 209. You got that. Amanda Nunes got that. She's getting her shit rocked. Dudes are getting rocked. 146 dudes are getting rocked. Fuck you. That's 20 pounds heavier than me, bro. She's got technique, though. That's 20 pounds heavier than me, I'm getting my shit rocked. For all I know, gabby can be like, and then she's getting like and for all you know, Gabby brings it to the floor and lays on top of you.
Speaker 3:You gotta send me some videos because I'm down to watch that. They have a video of her fighting an old lady.
Speaker 2:It's disgusting. I don't know why Japan does these videos, but it makes me laugh. I don't care, I'll watch it every time. Why?
Speaker 3:does Japan got the funniest game shows? Guys bro, they're fucked up bro.
Speaker 2:You know the one where they're running through the obstacle course. They're like I'm doing it for my family. For no fucking reason. You start making funny game shows after the fact.
Speaker 3:They'll be like I like ramen and they just proceed to get fucked up on obstacle course.
Speaker 2:They proceeded to torture a guy for like two years straight, telling him he could win a hundred thousand yen. Bro, they tortured this nigga for like two years straight on a game show.
Speaker 3:No, that's a documentary.
Speaker 2:That means, yeah, it's a documentary now, that was a whole fucking youtube video before that documentary came out. Nigga, yes, yes, yes, that was well documented beforehand. Did you watch it famous? I didn't watch the documentary. How old was he? That's years old. Holmes. That's years old, because that was a popular millions of views video.
Speaker 3:A couple of years ago he was going insane in a room, literally eating ramen, and he wasn't even eating meat.
Speaker 2:He was eating bullshit like, wasn't it? It was like dog food or something.
Speaker 3:They gave him bullshit prizes, but I only saw the trailer, but I just see you're gonna be pissed dog.
Speaker 2:He's going insane. They hey, they move the goalposts like seven times in that shit. You're gonna physically be upset at niggas. You're gonna physically be upset, did he?
Speaker 3:not know that he was even in that shit bro.
Speaker 2:he thought it would eventually end. He lost track of time type of shit. He didn't know he was there for that long. And then people behind the scenes were like keep it going, keep it going. Damn, it's A that's fucked up. It was like homie who had the radiation poison and they were like keep it going. We got to see these tests, bro. Keep it going, fuck them.
Speaker 3:That's visceral as hell, hey.
Speaker 2:Yes, of course it's the most disgusting thing I've ever fucking seen in my life. It's disgusting, jesus Christ, and I look at it every time. I don't give a shit.
Speaker 3:Anyways, contrary to what he says, I support trans 100%.
Speaker 2:I don't know if he does. Guys, I support human beings.
Speaker 3:I just want everybody to be happy, all right. I don't know, I just want everybody to be happy.
Speaker 4:I don't know.
Speaker 2:Okay, taking a piss, I'm cool with it, I'm fine. Oh, jesus christ, okay, okay, we got another one. I got a sick story for you. You're gonna be pissed. Man purposely trying to spread hiv through sex with men and teenage boys sentenced to 30 years. 34 year old ohio ohio man has been in prison for 30 years. Uh, the investigation began in august 2023 as a child enticement case, according to ada county prosecutor's office in idaho. And a child enticement case. Like what's child enticement? A child enticement case is like you're probably messaging someone online.
Speaker 3:You're doing R Kelly, you're like yeah. You're posting in front of high schoolers and like, yeah, you want to come to.
Speaker 2:McDonald's. There's candy in my van. It's enticing children bro.
Speaker 3:Did you see that video of R Kelly where he's in Africa, In Africa? Yes, singing and shit about who has your pod piper. Molestation, bro.
Speaker 2:You don't want that piper, you don't want that pipe, you have your shots like molesty as hell bro shut up right there um ada county prosecutor's office in idaho when alexander louis initially began an online sexual conversation with uh, who he believed was a 15-year-old boy but was actually an undercover Ada County Sheriff detective, mr Louie organized to meet up with the person he believed was the boy for sex and was arrested, the prosecutor said. Following announcement of Louie's sentence, an investigation continued. The law enforcement uncovered that Mr Louie's sentence an investigation continued. The law enforcement uncovered that Mr Louie, who is HIV positive, was not taking his medication and purposely having sexual contact with both men and teenage boys in hopes to transfer HIV to them. He lied to these victims about his HIV status Through defendants'ants own admission he had a sexual intercourse with 30 to 50 different men and boys, including 16 year olds.
Speaker 2:And hold on real quick. This, right here, is why there's women out here who don't like having sex with bisexual men. Right here is because you could have fucked with this nigga, mr louie, come on dude.
Speaker 3:You can't defend trans hold on hold on sexual motherfucker, I am motherfucking the trans activist.
Speaker 2:Motherfucker, I didn't say anything about trans people you're not talking about bisexual dudes. Fuck what the fuck you're talking about, okay how the fuck did trans people get here.
Speaker 3:I'm talking about bisexual dudes, right now yeah, you're knocking them I'm not knocking them that you don't want to have sex with bisexual men.
Speaker 2:This, specifically, is why there's women out here who don't want to have sex with bisexual men, because you could have had sex with someone who's sick like this, who's purposely trying to spread HIV Like that's fucked up. It's fucked up that you're trying to judge someone for being bisexual. It's also fucked up that this dude exists. Hey, I ain't gonna lie. To be life in prison, you don't need to come out. You have hiv for life. You're in. You're in there for life. Holmes, fuck you, I ain't gonna lie. You tried to ruin. Hold on a bunch of people 30, 50 men is pretty impressive.
Speaker 3:That's crazy.
Speaker 2:That's some hoe shit obviously dudes are promiscuous and horny as fuck 30 to 50. 30 to 50 horny dude you can throw a stone and be a woman or a gay dude and find a horny guy. It's not hard. Guys are horny 24 fucking seven. He's purposely spreading this shit. So I'm not putting down bisexual men. I'm saying you can't like if you're bisexual, be careful, get tested it's fucked up that you're being judged for your sexual preferences, but there is a reason. Put yourself in someone else's well, there's a.
Speaker 3:There's a lot of that could. There's a lot of females that are relationships with undercover bisexual males 100, 100 on the dl or straight up bisexual for reals and they just didn't want to tell anyone. Just be honest, like if you're bi, you're bi. Who gives a fuck, wouldn't it matter wouldn't it fucking matter.
Speaker 2:30, 50 men is crazy. As long as you're getting tested for hiv, I don't give a fuck. If you're bisexual, who gives a shit, fuck off, it doesn't matter to me if you want to speak tested, that's all I care about.
Speaker 3:If you want to speak, that in terms of of uh degrees of separation, that's potentially like 500 people being spread off of your ass off tops homie straight up 30 nigga.
Speaker 2:Add two zeros on both sides 3 000 to 5 000 people.
Speaker 3:That could be spread to 50 people, or five bodies, was 50 times five. That's a lot. It's a lot, it's a fucking lot, dude fucking, it's like 500 or some shit right you know what I don't get?
Speaker 3:I'm terrible at math, fuck you guys, this is me being really dark about it, and then I'm gonna start getting dark about it. What's up, doc? If you're a fuck off like that, when you're purposely doing stuff like that and you get 30 years, why can't you just pull him out in the barn and like blow his head off?
Speaker 2:that's not even dark like why the fuck do you get to eventually come out? You still have hiv, and if you have those same views, why can't you just come out and do that?
Speaker 3:why can't you just blow their brains out? Kill this motherfucker.
Speaker 2:He's a worthless waste of space. He tried to purposely get other people to have HIV because he's upset that he has HIV. That's bullshit. Stay your ass in jail.
Speaker 3:It doesn't even have to be hanging or no other shit. No, hang this motherfucker.
Speaker 2:Go old school, hang this motherfucker.
Speaker 3:What if he's not guilty? There's a lot of people that are not guilty. Hang that nigga for sure. That seems really strong.
Speaker 2:So I'll get a little more into it, including a 16-year-old. This nigga's over here having sex with 16-year-olds. You could have gave a 16-year-old HIV and ruined their fucking life forever a teenage boy's life forever. Fuck you, dude. You deserve to die. Go fuck yourself. You're not human, you're a trash ghoul. 30 years that's not enough. 100,000 years Not enough. Years that's not enough. A hundred and thousand years not enough. You need to die, holmes. You tried to ruin lives. People commit suicide over having hiv. You're a piece of shit, dude. You're the worst type of person, bro. Like what the fuck are we doing here? Why is this nigga allowed to eventually get out?
Speaker 2:I hope you die you know why hiv you know why someone shanks you in your asshole you know why?
Speaker 3:blade because of democrats and culture would have had him shot in the face. I hope someone shanks you in your asshole with a sharp blade Because of Democrats, and Coulter would have had him shot in the face, that's satirical, that's a satire, that's a satire. But you know what? Shoot him in the face. Come on, come on Hunter.
Speaker 2:After hearing that joke, I might agree with that lady. She might have some Come on Like come on Hunter. After hearing that joke fucking A few moments later, I might agree with that lady. She might have some talking points.
Speaker 3:You know what? I might vote for her if she Like, bro, what the fuck are we, I didn't meet, you, I didn't meet you, I muted everybody.
Speaker 2:I muted everybody collectively. No one could hear us, bro.
Speaker 3:So hold on.
Speaker 2:Hold on, hold, hold on, hold on, let's see. On Friday, ad District Judge Derek O'Neill sentenced Louie to a 30-year prison sentence, 16 of which must be served before being eligible for parole. You should never get paroled, fuck you.
Speaker 3:Wait, does it say how old is he?
Speaker 2:34 years old, so he's going to get out when he's 64.
Speaker 3:And he's going to get out early if he's nonviolent 16.
Speaker 2:15.
Speaker 1:so he'll be 45, 50 oh I'm terrible at math, I told you that wasn't lying um, okay, so this piece of shit uh, it's just it's fucked up, dude.
Speaker 2:It's just, it's bullshit. It's a fucked up story, fuck you for doing that.
Speaker 3:You're a piece of fucking garbage like you deserve to fucking die okay, look, if you're gonna lock somebody up, that's like spread hiv to potentially 500 people. You can't just be like I'm gonna lock you up and like, yeah, you can let them out at 50.
Speaker 2:Like you gotta beat them senseless or something like you gotta get let the, let the 30 to 50 people get retribution. Beat this up.
Speaker 3:We got two options at least shoot him in the face. End it right there. Done Okay. Waste of society or chemical castration.
Speaker 2:You got to chop his nuts off. Nah, you got to cut your dick and balls off you got AIDS, you got. Hiv. Yeah, dick and balls are off Off the table your whole pelvis needs to look like an Audi belly button. Nig balls, you're a Ken doll, you're smooth.
Speaker 3:You know what? You can still use your.
Speaker 2:Caliste's, you were singing high notes because you have no dick and balls.
Speaker 2:You can still use whatever bathroom you want, but you can only shit. You'd be pissing out of a fucking colostomy bag. Fuck you, dude, you're a. I hate people like that. Now I got a mildly funny, funny more morbid than anything story. I'm just I now. I said mildly funny. I'm not a complete psycho, it is morbid, I'm admitting it. Bear dragged crash victim's body from car in woods off massachusetts highway. Police say nigga, I'm sorry, that's funny, I'm sorry, that's fucking funny to me. The fucking bear found a chew toy. You got into an accident, you died, and now you're dragged into the woods. Is he dead? It said body. So I'm assuming they were like this. Nigga either died on the transportation or died in the woods after getting his ass eaten first, because they eat you ass first. Let me tell you something about bears, guys.
Speaker 3:Tell me something about bears. I've seen bears eaten and you know what. They don't try to kill you like a lion, they eat you ass first. No, they eat you, they eat, you eat you, they just eat you. They just start eating. It doesn't matter where it is, it's ass first.
Speaker 2:I'm going to say ass first. Maybe that's hyenas. I think that's hyenas.
Speaker 3:They'll eat the placenta if you're pregnant. Yeah, but that's only with certain animals, just because they're shaped with four legs. If you have two legs, they might not go that route.
Speaker 2:If it was a kangaroo versus a hyena, that hyena would get fucked up when they're going to y out.
Speaker 3:Oh, disgusting homo.
Speaker 2:You guys are stupid because the ass is the worst part shit comes out of there. Eat the fucking.
Speaker 3:Any other part dumbass I've seen a komodo dragon eat like a hog and he's like pissing in the komodo dragon's mouth while he's like chewing hold on, I don't know why that's sorry that's hella fucking funny yeah, dude, he's like where did you fucking?
Speaker 2:see a video of a fucking pig pissing in a.
Speaker 3:Komodo Dragon Ball. Yeah, Komodo Dragon was like eating his little.
Speaker 2:That's the funniest thing I've ever heard today, sir, and his teeth like sunk into his liver, that's fucking hilarious to me.
Speaker 4:I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:Komodo Dragon didn't get two shits. He's like that nigga said spicy.
Speaker 4:He swallowed him like two minutes later that nigga said oh, lemonade okay.
Speaker 2:Continued Didn't give a fuck about your piss, didn't give a fuck about your shit that you definitely shit yourself. You for sure were so scared you shit yourself in his mouth.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, he didn't give a fuck. He's still eating.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, See, that's why certain animals will kill you first, so they don't have that happen. Yes, and that's more of like not a bear thing they'll eat your ass first, don't give a fuck. You know what you're right. A feline will kill you in the neck. Get you in the neck and then they'll start eating you wherever when you're dead, they'll break your neck and close your little esophagus. Not bears, they're just gonna be like hey, they're just like I'll take a bite on your shoulder.
Speaker 3:Where do I start? Where do I?
Speaker 2:start.
Speaker 3:Hold your hands out, I'll pick I see, I see some pictures from a bear that killed a bunch of like russian hikers or whatever, and when you see the visual, bruh, all right, and this is, uh, not safe for work nsfw.
Speaker 2:Nigga, they were, they were like they were.
Speaker 3:They were gutted they were gutted yeah, just eat rib cage.
Speaker 2:That means they like eating shit. You guys are fucking nasty bro. No, they don't give a fuck Animals.
Speaker 3:Don't give two shits. Carnivores, animals are gross. You know what I'm saying. Like, animals are fucking, if you like.
Speaker 2:If you enjoy shit, play. You're an animal. I'm just going to tell you that right now you plant shit. You're a fucking animal. Don't look in the mirror.
Speaker 3:Go outside and shit and piss Because you're an animal.
Speaker 2:That make me an animal.
Speaker 3:No, I'm not an animal Plants Definitely shit yeah, so we probably eat it. We don't even know what it looks like.
Speaker 2:Dude, we eat their babies, bro. What do you fucking think? Seeds are we eat their spines. Oh yeah, we eat their literal, their babies. We eat their babies and we don't give a shit. Fuck vegans. Nigga, you over here eating a hell of fucking vegetables and shit, being even more savage than us. I would love to be a vegan. I would hate to be it.
Speaker 3:I don't have the heart.
Speaker 2:Oh my god, that's the way to go, dude, shout out to all the vegans out there fuck you.
Speaker 3:And fuck him. If you're a vegan for the lifestyle, because you like pursue that lifestyle, but if you're a vegan because you're like trying to like tackle the animal murder population.
Speaker 2:So you're, if you're a vegan for lifestyle featuring okay featuring hold on hold on. What's the stick? His name in jail. You know who I'm talking about Lifestyle.
Speaker 4:I've been up to the last. What's this, nigga?
Speaker 3:Young Thug bro oh.
Speaker 2:Lifestyle. You don't remember that song? That's vegans, bro, if they're doing it For the lifestyle.
Speaker 4:That's how, that's how.
Speaker 2:I imagine Vegans doing it. I'm okay with doing it for the lifestyle. That's how I imagine vegans doing it. I'm okay with doing it for the lifestyle. I'm not, You're a bitch. I'm okay with that.
Speaker 3:It's your own prerogative. I'm not judging you. It's your own prerogative and you know what I'm going to live your lifestyle. I'm envious, I'm jealous of vegans. I, because you're trying to save cows like bruh. That ain't the way. It's not that it's the way, but you're like. It's like me not driving a car because I don't want to contribute to gas emissions like like fucking taylor.
Speaker 2:Swift is still has a fucking jet, my nigga.
Speaker 3:She's still polluting the earth I saw this fucking dark ass kim kardashian and this nigga's sister are doing the most. No no, I was. I was reading this dark ass stat. What's that it stat? It was talking about how we're. It was a whole post. And how Did you ever see that show called Extrapolation on Apple? So it was basically a show that goes into Fucking nerd, fuck you. This show sounds stupid.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, I'm joking. What does it get into?
Speaker 3:So it's basically. It starts off like so you know, we're in like a badass climate change right and scientists are saying right now, if we hit two degrees celsius like our shit's gonna go off crazy, the weather's gonna be shit, you know whatever yeah because of our emissions right yeah so the show is based on that. So the first year is like okay, like the scientists are warning, like if we hit uh two Celsius on our temperature it's going to go to a shit show.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 3:And then it goes. The show later in the episodes goes 10 years past that, 50 years past that, 100 years past that. So you see the shit show of how everything starts to unfold. You should watch it.
Speaker 2:Okay, that actually sounds cool.
Speaker 3:So 30 years later, 30, 50 years later, it's like now there's no like. Like all life in the water is all dead. Okay, there's no fish, it's too hot, right? 100 years later, like people are basically like growing algae to like, try to like. Like technology has developed like hella, hella high, but like we basically eradicated most of the animals on the planet of course at that point.
Speaker 3:Or dicks uh humans are dicks yeah, um, the fuck was I going with this? Oh yeah, so. So there was a real article that came out recently to where this two degrees celsius temperature increase is like imminent. It's like gonna happen like 15 years earlier or some shit like that. Okay, and then somebody was saying like okay, what as a person are we gonna do? Like what can we do as a person to like help like I recycle, like I do everything I can as just a normal human being, to like help with this right somebody hit with a dark dart dude. It was like so, taylor swift's fucking tour.
Speaker 3:Last tour, her private jet alone blew through all of the fucking blew through more emissions than anybody that you or me know All of this all together in our lifetime combined. Just her on that tour. Just on that tour. The fuck are we supposed to?
Speaker 2:do. And when people tell me, like seriously on PJs, when no, no, no, I'm being serious. When people tell me things like You're contributing to pollution by fucking buying from farms that have, it's like dude, fuck you. Talk to Taylor Swift. Talk to Kim Kardashian. Talk to the Kardashians.
Speaker 3:Don't talk to me. We're literally a drop in the bucket, dude.
Speaker 2:I can sit in my car literally on idling 24 7 for the rest of my life and I'm not gonna even do a dent in it, compared to what kim kardashian and fucking taylor swift alone can do did you see that show with like hassan minaj?
Speaker 3:yes, you see, the one where you're talking about cruise, cruise ships it's been a minute.
Speaker 2:If I have seen it, it's been a minute it was basically the same shit.
Speaker 3:Like one cruise ship emits more carbon than like hundreds of thousands of vehicles.
Speaker 1:Like lifetime.
Speaker 3:I did not know that. He got canceled for that too, by the way. Like he got like, like he got canceled for that. Not like social media canceled, but he got canceled by the corporations.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they were like nah, nigga, you're talking about us, now You're cutting into our money. Brad Schill, yeah, they were like nah, nah, nah, nah, brother, all right, hold on, let me, If I can, stop coughing, I'll get into a little more of the story, because it's fucked up, okay. Investigators say 31-year-old Daniel Ducharme of South Hadley was likely killed as a result of the crash on Route 91 south in Hatfield. Police said the evidence suggests he was either fully ejected or partially ejected and later dragged from the car by the bear. Another driver called police at 11 am on Sunday when they noticed the car in the woods off the side of the road found a heavily damaged 2016 honda civic among the trees. When first responders reached the scene, the deceased male occupant of the vehicle was outside the car and the bear was observed in the woods in the vicinity of the scene. State police said in a statement evidence suggests a bear at some point had made contact with the victim's body.
Speaker 2:Unlucky, just unlucky. Yikes, yike or do. I would hope I would die in the accident because with the victim's body.
Speaker 3:Unlucky, just unlucky.
Speaker 2:Yikes, yike or do I?
Speaker 3:would hope I would die in an accident, because imagine you breaking a bunch of bones and some fucking bear comes up and drags you out the car.
Speaker 2:Completely paralyzed and a bear. Just well, it doesn't drag you out of the car. You were ejected from the car, so it drags you out of the vicinity of your already broken and shattered body, your arms are broken and he's like he doesn't give a fuck.
Speaker 3:And then he starts eating you. Then you die then you die, oh god that just makes me laugh at people that sit in their camp in the woods in like bear country yeah, don't do.
Speaker 2:don't do that In a tent. Don't do that. I don't want to be walked up on in a bear, I'll fuck a bear up.
Speaker 3:Don't let me have a gun. They're like giant dogs Like no, they're fucking feral creatures.
Speaker 2:I will turn into Fallout fucking 4 VATS mode on your shit, nigga.
Speaker 3:I have it.
Speaker 2:All headshots, multiple shotguns.
Speaker 3:Strongest shotgun, strongest rifle, the strongest pistol.
Speaker 2:Desert Eagle Magnum 50.
Speaker 3:The shit is shooting a missile. Dude. I'm not fucking around, I'm not fucking with a bear. I'm not trying to get eaten by a wild animal. That's the worst way to go. That is.
Speaker 2:That's one of the worst ways to go. Yeah, I got to say that's the worst way to go. Worst way to go that, uh, getting burned alive, getting bored alive.
Speaker 3:They say you suffocate before you get burned alive. So that's not even as bad as but if you get burned like with steam oh yeah, okay, because you can't melt your face, melts first, starts outside skin just melts off and fucking cooks like chicken pork turn to bacon. I've seen some cool ass videos of dudes fighting bears. Fighting bears off no, not fighting bears like literally fighting bears Just fighting the bear off like Some. Dude was trying to climb a cliff and the bear was trying to get at it, and he's like and you could just hear like his adrenaline Mix with his voice Of him trying to like.
Speaker 3:I just couldn't even imagine that. Anybody that's ever been in like a fight or flight mode, to where you're like all your adrenaline's pumping, like all your nerves are heightened but you're trying to fight for your life. Shit is crazy. Like on a bear Not fucking with bears, bro, you can get in that mode like fighting some dude at a park, but like trying to fight for your life is a whole different scenario.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:But just that adrenaline rush is like something.
Speaker 2:It's another thing. All right, we got one last topic. For those of you who are into Bitcoin and things like that most FTX customers to get all their money back less than two years after collapse. Ftx says that nearly all of its customers will receive the money back that they are owed two years after the cryptocurrency exchange imploded, and some will get more than that. Um, so ftx isn't that? Uh, isn't that that fucking weird dude? Isn't that that digital fucking thing? Weirdo guy, monkey, monkey, sam, someone, ftx yeah, the head of FTX. Didn't he go to jail? And his girlfriend went to jail too, and his girlfriend looks like hella average.
Speaker 3:Not even average. She looks like weird looking. I know somebody that has a lot of details about the FTX thing because they've done deep research on it. But me myself, I'm an idiot.
Speaker 2:I do not know it's sam bankman or something. Oh, I'm about to look it up, ftx is that the one that did the painting? Yeah, sam bankman. I fucking knew it. I fucking know it. Sam bankman, look at his girlfriend while I'm gonna show you he looks like a trick-ass, joe Rogan.
Speaker 4:Bro, he looks like Joe Rogan's stupid brother, homie looks like a ghost bro, like a literal ghost.
Speaker 2:Homie was a billionaire. That was, that was. That's who that that?
Speaker 3:that that's his girlfriend Bro, she looks like a sea slug.
Speaker 2:Bro. Oh my God bro. What is she Bro? I don't even know. She looks like a fucking renaissance painting bro.
Speaker 3:She looks like a.
Speaker 2:Like my nigga, she looks like a renaissance painting.
Speaker 3:She looks like she does LARP for sure, for sure. Live action, role RPG, whatever 100% live action role play.
Speaker 2:You had it. No, she dresses up as like a fucking princess paladin Librarian. Fucking princess paladin librarian, slash serial killer he just looks like a serial killer.
Speaker 3:No, don't blame, don't, don't, don't bring librarians in there.
Speaker 2:No, that's a serial killer, that's the librarian looks like eileen woodruff bro look I'm gonna show you this other lady. Hold on, I'm gonna show you a serial killer lady you have your pass eileen wood rose that's just chicks. No, that's just that's who she reminds me of this.
Speaker 3:This she's like a serial killer oh, she is a serial killer, isn't she?
Speaker 2:she is. That's who that reminds me of this lady right here. Just fucking murder, you just murder. I don't know who would pick her up on the side of the road, but someone she looks like all the relationship problems is your problem and not hers.
Speaker 3:Like you gotta fix it all and not her yeah, oddly enough, yes, that is how I would describe that person, one of those scammers.
Speaker 2:Scammers, scam a. I would love to be her because she's like a billionaire for like a split second. The dude so is sam friedman.
Speaker 3:I don't know why he was like the dude that was uh, did you ever see the we work documentary?
Speaker 2:no, I didn't, I didn't it's the same shit.
Speaker 3:He scammed a bunch of people and companies off of this, uh, working in a bunch of these little offices, and he made out with billions of dollars, even though it was a failed fucking system yeah not good. I'm gonna tell you right now not good you're gonna have a certain um, if you want to be a billionaire like on some like scammy shit you have to have a certain level of like.
Speaker 3:Fuck everybody, it's all about me okay I just don't agree with that I just I, I feel that in a certain way like, but I'm more like fuck serial killers, hiv guys um ass hats.
Speaker 2:I just yeah, dude, I'm like really low level.
Speaker 3:Like I need to step it up to like regular people, like fuck them, like, like. Like I say like fuck the hiv guy. I need to be doing that to the regular people. I need to be like ann coulter.
Speaker 2:I need to go come out with some books, you need to be a right-wing grifter I could be a grifter for anything you can be. The asian islander pacific. Uh, fucking right-wing grifter bro talking about like goddamn immigrants from hawaii bro.
Speaker 2:They're goddamn annoying and I don't like them nobody's gonna believe that because everybody loves islanders I wouldn't even be able to do it right, like I'm tired of the rock getting all these goddamn roles. He's not from here, it wouldn't work. You don't want to be the american hawai. You don't want to come off as that. The American Hawaiian, hawaiian shirt? There's not. Even I wouldn't, I wouldn't Hawaiian electric boogaloo.
Speaker 3:That'd be like 1%.
Speaker 4:Civil war.
Speaker 3:That would be 1%, I would only be enticing 1% of the population of the United States.
Speaker 4:It's not going to work well, for my polls.
Speaker 3:You don't think you can?
Speaker 2:drift right-wingers the average right-winger being Hawaiian, bro.
Speaker 3:I'm going to be a white dude or a black dude, an Asian dude or an Indian dude. I've got to be the Ann Coulter of that race. How the hell are they going to cut it, bro?
Speaker 2:They're not going to cut it.
Speaker 3:They don't generate enough hate. They're going to be like man you know you can pick on a stick.
Speaker 2:I am done All right. So do you feel like I properly took people to school today?
Speaker 3:No, you didn't take nobody to school.
Speaker 2:I didn't take no one to school. Hell, no, I didn't perfectly describe what satire was. Oh yeah, I didn't perfectly describe it I didn't show an example of what satire actually truly is.
Speaker 3:We both gave like 50 examples throughout the whole podcast.
Speaker 2:I hope so. I hope people listen.
Speaker 3:But if you're attacking somebody on the third degree, which I'm telling you, stop it.
Speaker 2:Bro, all right, I remain undefeated.
Speaker 3:Third degree separation Undefeated.
Speaker 2:Third degree separation, not about that Third degree separation. It's about back muscle and core strength.
Speaker 3:It's about and that's what it's about hand smothered with a pan butter, whatever he's talking about and smother scarecrow, fucking bear droid, before you have a podcast. I don't even know, did you listen to that last thing with drake dude and uh and uh. What do you think about that?
Speaker 2:bruh kendrick. I was nervous because drake he's got flames like he'll flame a nigga, but I didn't realize how hard kendrick was really gonna come. Oh, he came. Gutter style, no like he came pusher. T had kid like gloves, compared to what kendrick came with. Kendrick came with brass, knuckles, nigga Fucking, dipped in like acid and was like, alright, let's do this bitch.
Speaker 3:You know what I like about that. He put the waistcoat on. There's not that many West Coast rappers out there.
Speaker 2:Everybody's from the South or East Coast. All those South and East Coast niggas don't fuck with that nigga Kendrick.
Speaker 1:Talk shit about anybody else on the West Coast.
Speaker 2:Can't fuck with him. You fuck with that nigga you're done, son.
Speaker 3:That whole not like us top five. Along with hit him up, eminem's kill shot, that's got to be up there.
Speaker 2:Bro Eminem's rhyme about Ann Coulter. That's just that little bar about what did he say, like a pimp smoke to the temp token.
Speaker 3:He's talking about fucking her with a bunch of kitchen appliances to the tiptoe. They're talking about fucking her with a bunch of kitchen appliances.
Speaker 2:Honeydew and bunnydew and scunnydew. What did this nigga say, bro?
Speaker 3:He told her about fucking her with a bunch of different tools. Dude in the kitchen, bro.
Speaker 2:That nigga said fuck Ann Coulter with a clan poster, with a lamp post, door handle, shutter, a damn bolt, cutter a sandal, a opener, a candle, a rubber piano I don't even know what the fuck that is a flannel sucker, some hand soap butter, a banjo and a manhole cover hand over mouth and no smother trample. Run over the tramp with the land rover, the band, the lamp, the hummer, the rain, the road runner, go ham donut or go rambo. Gotta make an example of her. I don't give a fuck nigga.
Speaker 3:That's top five fuck you I'll go fuck oh my god, how you feel about white rappers that nigga can rap oh, the shit was fucking funny and it fucking flowed.
Speaker 2:I don't give a shit, If you can make me sound like I'm flowing and I am the whitest person ever you're doing something right.
Speaker 3:When you read that as slow as you did, that made it sound so much more lethal bro, Like bro Seriously. Nigga, don't fuck with him. He was talking about fucking her with all these objects, kendrick vs Eminem would be disgusting.
Speaker 2:Kendrick vs Eminem would be disgusting. I don't ever want to see them.
Speaker 3:Rap battle.
Speaker 2:I don't ever want to see them go at each other.
Speaker 3:Detroit vs LA.
Speaker 2:Too much respect. You two are my favorite rappers, next to MF Doom and the underachievers.
Speaker 3:I gotta listen to MF Doom. Mf Doom is no joke.
Speaker 2:Oh my god, I respect him.
Speaker 3:I don't even know who that is.
Speaker 2:He's my tattoo, bro.
Speaker 3:This is pre-The Mask Come on dude, the hangman, the black hangman. I've talked to a few people and I'm like dude who's these rappers? I'm sleeping on Because I'm not into the music. Mf, that nigga's clothes are disgusting, that nigga's over here rapping Kundalini and Zucchinis.
Speaker 2:bro, this nigga's rhymes are fucking hilarious, bro. If you just sit there and listen to this nigga's shit, you would laugh at it like this it's talking about bolt cutters and nigga's sandals. Wait, we have an outro. Right, we do have an outro.
Speaker 3:We do, don't worry. Don't worry, my guy, my guy, my guy, my guy, my guy, coming through with the satire.
Speaker 2:The satirical thought of it. So no third degree separation. Fine, I can't be the master of third degree separation. Nigga, hit the books. Hey, before you come at me and talk to me with satire hit the books. Stop it. Stop it, get the books, stop it.
Speaker 3:Look at a definition first, bro, these third-degree attacks, these third-degree attacks bro, All trans can use any bathroom that you want.
Speaker 2:It's a first-degree attack, it's first-person. It's first-person personal.
Speaker 3:First-person shooter.
Speaker 2:First-person shooter, bro, and you know what. You know how you're making me feel. This is going to be the outro. Since you want to be such a liberal, that's the outro right there. Podcast at PCPrinciplescom. If you want to come at me in any kind of way, I don't care, serve them, boys. Dude. If you have any questions concerns, if you feel some type of way about how I feel about trans people competing in fucking women's sports, come at me, son. I support trans people all the way, but in that way I can't do it.
Speaker 3:I like it when you're scrambling for shit.
Speaker 2:I like it when you're scrambling for shit. Daddy, shut up McMillan On some P, diddy On some P. Hey, we love you guys. Happy Friday, take it easy, thank you.