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From Highway Headaches to Hip-Hop Politics: Navigating Modern Life’s Chaos
Switching gears, we talk about something quite unexpected: the political moves of famous rap icons like Snoop Dogg and Ice Cube. From Snoop’s surprising endorsement of the Republican party to Ice Cube’s controversial anti-vaccine stance, we dig into these shocking transformations and the ripple effects within the hip-hop community. We’ll also touch on the larger landscape of political disillusionment, including our frustrations with Kamala Harris’s vice presidency and the broader issues plaguing American politics.
But that’s not all. We take a wild ride through current events, from the ridiculous cost of a $19,000 lectern to the rapid inflation of fast food prices. We’ll also discuss a tragic dog attack, a polarizing new dating app for lesbians, and our thoughts on political apathy and personal struggles with depression. It’s a raw and unfiltered look at the many facets of modern life, with a mix of humor, critique, and heartfelt moments that are sure to resonate with everyone.
Switching gears, we talk about something quite unexpected: the political moves of famous rap icons like Snoop Dogg and Ice Cube. From Snoop’s surprising endorsement of the Republican party to Ice Cube’s controversial anti-vaccine stance, we dig into these shocking transformations and the ripple effects within the hip-hop community. We’ll also touch on the larger landscape of political disillusionment, including our frustrations with Kamala Harris’s vice presidency and the broader issues plaguing American politics.
But that’s not all. We take a wild ride through current events, from the ridiculous cost of a $19,000 lectern to the rapid inflation of fast food prices. We’ll also discuss a tragic dog attack, a polarizing new dating app for lesbians, and our thoughts on political apathy and personal struggles with depression. It’s a raw and unfiltered look at the many facets of modern life, with a mix of humor, critique, and heartfelt moments that are sure to resonate with everyone.
you are now locked in to the pc principles podcast welcome, welcome to another episode of two, two, two, two.
Speaker 1:Pc principles podcast welcome everybody. Hey, you know what I gotta. Before you even start this dude, you know what's. Podcast. Welcome everybody. Hey, you know what? Before you even start this dude, what's up Doc I don't know. Lately I've been having a few gripes Every time we start this, and I got one today.
Speaker 2:Oh god, here we go.
Speaker 1:I don't know if all you guys that be sitting out there Driving on the highways or whatever. There's two types of drivers when you're driving the highway. There's the person that's trying to get where they need to go, so they're going to go. Hop here, hop there. Boat, boat.
Speaker 2:True.
Speaker 1:If you're working on some dirt roads, you're not going to understand none of this. Okay, you're just driving your one lane, single lane, and you're passing by an Amish and a horse carriage, so this does not apply to you. I'm talking about people that drive in big cities. So I'm driving on the highway and there's like four lanes and, like I said, there's two types of drivers. There's a person that's going to sit there and be driving half the speed. Everybody else, it doesn't matter what lane they're in Fast lane, middle lane, slow lane You're going to go 50 miles an hour while everybody's going 70.
Speaker 1:Go fuck yourself if you drive like that, if you're in the slow lane, I'm all good with that. You do you, I, you. I'm gonna pass you up when I get the chance. If you're in the fast lane and there's three other lanes, four other lanes, I'm gonna. If I had a handgun, I want to just wave it out.
Speaker 2:The one I'd be like look I'm aiming, you're not about this life.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna try and crash into you at this point because you're killing me, but for those that drive in the big city, this is what kills me, and I know you've driven in traffic so you can understand this. Yeah, I don't know if it's like. Yeah, I don't know if it's a mental thing or energy thing, but I was dealing with this today driving here and I was about to lose my shit, and I don't usually I'm usually a calm ass driver but I was about to lose my shit. So you try to merge over and try to like ride the fast lane traffic, okay, everybody's a little stalemate and either the slow lane's going fast, the middle lane is going fast, or like the far lane is going fast.
Speaker 1:But have you ever like driven in traffic and you're trying to like ride that wave to where you're riding? The fast lane, yes, and it could be the middle, it could be depending on where you're at. It could be the middle, the fast or the slow. Every lane I swapped off to like, okay, immediately, slow down, it'd be the slowest lane, and then the lane I just left is the fastest lane and then I hop over, like okay, now my lane I was at is the fast lane.
Speaker 1:All of a sudden I'm back to bumper, to bumper, to bumper. Everybody else is like I'm gonna, like I'm in space and star trek and everybody's got the light speed and I'm sitting here like all right, let me hop over to where they're all doing that. I'm like then that that shit's hot, boom, boom and the lane I just love it Slows down immediately. And I'm just like dude. I hopped over like four times. I swear to God, I was about to lose my fucking shit, dude.
Speaker 2:I had a guy today. He stayed at the fucking light right. When it was green, I was behind him. When it was green, I was behind him. I honk my horn in my USPS, fucking van Douche. He puts his hand out, like I wanted to take his hand, Like I'm holding my hand up, like he was just waving me off, basically. But I wanted to take his hand and then crush all of his fingers and pull him out of his car by his fingers and then stomp on his face. So, sir, if you were, randomly, if you happen to listen to this episode, I hate your guts. I want you to know that from the bottom of my heart, I genuinely hate you, and when you wave your hand it doesn't change anything, it makes me actually matter. So just know that. Just know that, sir.
Speaker 1:You know what makes me laugh though.
Speaker 2:Huh, nothing. Nothing makes me laugh. Goddammit, I'm a dark person. I'm fucking dark inside. God damn it. I'm angry. I am an angry child. People are going to be doing all this other shit.
Speaker 1:All right, they'll be doing this other shit to try to like on somebody's ass, hella tough. They'll pass them up, zing over and like all right, dude, there's two lanes, we're in traffic, you didn't do anything. You didn't do anything, so you didn't do anything. So now we're meeting you at the same little stalemate that was up ahead, that we've all saw.
Speaker 2:We're all back into the same position.
Speaker 1:You hit this little zigzag, you know, back in, cut this motherfucker off and guess what? We're all sitting at the light together.
Speaker 2:We're all still stuck here, buddy, so you look like an ass, my guy and I hate those drivers too, so I try to be. No, I have a gripe. What the fuck is up with our uh, our rap heroes meeting with like fucking republicans? Bro, snoop dog just met with this nigga trump. Uh, ice cube is fucking endorsed by him and some one other rap star. I'm not even joking, no, no, no, no, snoop dog wasn't with trump. He didn't endorse trump, he endorsed, like Majority Green, taylor or some shit. Bro, I'm not even joking with you. He took a picture with her and everything like. This nigga made so much money. He's Republican now. Like bro, you're a bitch. You were rapping about fucking bitches and not loving hoes and partying and gin and juice. My nigga, you're a bitch.
Speaker 1:let me, let y'all know right now Sno Snoop was. I'm going to just break y'all 90s and tell he's Snoop Lion. Now this nigga's a hoe. He was never a gangster.
Speaker 2:He was never a gangster Dude, he's been. His name was Brodus Clankston or something like that, some shit like that, nigga, he wasn't even gangster for 30 years, bro. He doesn't even know, bro. He's fucking republican. He's hanging out at the fucking office with her majority green taylor, bro. Like I don't even know which is worse, like I don't know if it's better if you were with ted cruz instead of her. It's still bad and we're still gonna make fun of you because you're a fucking loser now. But, like ice cube, he's anti-vax all the way now. Oh my god, he's full-on anti-vax. Who, ice cube? Stop he over here talking. He's anti-vax all the way now. Oh my God, like he's full-on anti-vax. Who, ice Cube? Stop he over here talking. He's going on a motherfucking podcast talking about yeah, I missed out on some money because I didn't get the jab. Get your like 5'3 ass out of here, nigga. No one cares bro. You're a munchkin. Get out of here, bro. Does anybody care? Hold on, I meant to do the Snoop Dogg.
Speaker 1:I meant to do the Snoop Dogg.
Speaker 2:Gotta get your labels, dog God damn it, bro, which one is Snoop Dogg? I'm pissed bro. It's green. Why did I have it green?
Speaker 1:You can click it right there, right off the board it's supposed to be crip blue bro.
Speaker 2:Thank you, that's what I meant to do. I have it green. It's supposed to be right there, right off the board. It's supposed to be crip blue bro. Oh, thank you, that's what I meant to do. Ice Cube is fake as hell Snoop. Dogg is fake as hell. I'm still going to use that soundboard or Snoop.
Speaker 1:Dogg, I don't care. People need to understand this.
Speaker 2:Do not follow celebrities. I don't worship the ground he lives on, but it's disappointing to see you're taking pictures with Republicans, bro, In the ghetto. You were a Republican. That's weird, dude Right. It's weird. You literally forgot where you came from. It's fucking weird. When you were growing up in poverty, you were a Republican. That whole time you were a super American. He came out in 1995.
Speaker 1:You were like no immigrants in my country.
Speaker 2:That's how you were Snoop came out in 1995.
Speaker 1:In LA dude, he forgot where he came from in 1996.
Speaker 2:That nigga's a hoe. That nigga's a skinny-ass 6'4 hoe.
Speaker 1:He's sitting there and, like Nigga, cut your hair Be bald Ten years later.
Speaker 2:That nigga's Kevin Samuels.
Speaker 1:Got a $30 million match. I got to be like Scoot, like doing a crip vlog, like bitchy.
Speaker 2:Bitch nigga. You haven't been in cripping in so long, bro.
Speaker 1:In a $30 million mansion. You sit in there crip vlogging, it's cool.
Speaker 2:Hey, not supporting no crips in no kind of way.
Speaker 1:Nobody in your entourage is a crip, and if they are, they're a fucking bitch. That's Tekashi Six Crip. Tekashi Six Crip, that's who he is. He's got a rainbow hair. It's all blue. Oh my god, the rest is fake rainbow. It's faux rainbow, bro. I'm done with him. Bro, I'm done with him, I'm done. You know what? Ah, dude, like, keep that shit to yourself. Like, if you're gonna support a republican person. That's weird, dude, that's just weird.
Speaker 2:I thought you would have more insight than that, like I don't, I guess not, no, no, fuck him, fuck him in the face, fuck him. Yeah, fuck him, fuck, you know. That reminds me what's up?
Speaker 1:you know you heard that whole, uh, the whole scandal going on with, uh, one of the representatives running for president. Her name is lauren bobert what's the new scandal dude?
Speaker 2:was he with lauren bobert? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1:So she's a candidate, that's. I guess she's running for Republican office. So she's running for this whole presidency shit. So apparently she was the one that was posing in the back. Remember, we had articles about that. We were talking about her when she had the guns in the back and all that other shit. So that's who this Lauren Burburt Bo-Burt person was Bo-Bart Bo-Bart. So she got caught up in a movie theater. Oh, you're late Whacking some dude off. What do you mean? I'm late, that's old news.
Speaker 2:How old is that? That's months old.
Speaker 1:Nigga, don't ever bring some old ass shit up like that again in your fucking life. That's months old. We never talked about it, nigga, that's old. I just saw some shit about it yesterday.
Speaker 2:You know what I just discovered the other day?
Speaker 1:R Kelly's in jail so that whole interview that she had the whole interview she had on. That is months old.
Speaker 2:Are you kidding me, unless she just had another interview on it? But that's old, I'm not joking before we get into that. I'll google the article real quick.
Speaker 1:I wanted to send you the video clip of her on stage and the dude was straight grilling her on it like so, uh, she's like yeah, I admitted to it. It was just hella funny dude. I was watching yesterday. I'm hella late to the party but still nonetheless this nigga is not even fashionably late.
Speaker 2:He's not cpt time, you're just late.
Speaker 1:I don't give a about democrats, republicans, so I'm not, of course I'm not going to be up to date with that but anyway, I mean, I don't give a about democrats, republicans either, and I knew it did you watch that, with her on stage getting grilled on that shit? Oh, because I don't give a about this. Oh my god, it was hilarious. So the dude, you know how they have the little presidential interviews or whatever.
Speaker 2:Yeah, where they have, you know, a bunch of people on the podium, a little moderator, motherfuckers, yeah.
Speaker 1:She was like so did you lie about doing the little whack-off, the little wacky-jacky and the thing, or were you lying to your people? And she was like yeah, she was hella like stumbling and doing all this like Garbage G and I'm just like guts are trash. I'm looking at my girl. I'm just like like is she a candidate?
Speaker 2:it's actually like. These are our fucking candidates, dude. Yeah, some asshole who makes fun of? Uh, he laughs at fucking jokes about black people. You got bobart jacking people off in a fucking theater. Uh, you got trump going to fucking jail. Or he's not going to jail, uh, a criminal, a literal criminal. All 34 counts on him. Yes, and who else do they have?
Speaker 1:you have biden that's bombing. Uh, supporting bombing a bunch of fucking bombing the shit out of fucking palestine.
Speaker 2:Fuck you, biden. You fucking geriatric piece of shit. Fuck you and fuck the democrats for putting this motherfucker up as the best fucking candidate. I'd rather have anybody but this mother. I'd rather have literally a child pressing buttons at the helm. My nigga. That would be better than this asshole. At least that nigga can have like a fucking handler and be like. You got to listen. You should listen to your advisors. Biden's over here just shaking in the fucking seat, not doing shit but fucking everyone over. I'd go for India.
Speaker 1:Is that shit really months old Real?
Speaker 2:talk, you're late. Google it real quick. See when that shit happened originally.
Speaker 1:If I'm old, if I'm past it, I'm past it. There ain't no coming back there.
Speaker 2:I'm fucking tired of these fucking Democratic candidates. I'm tired of seeing Biden's old ass. I don't want fucking Kamala Harris.
Speaker 1:Fuck the Democrats for putting up these pieces of shit. She's fucking ass.
Speaker 2:We're all going to jail if she gets elected. I want you guys to know that right now and she's going to be laughing on the breakfast club again, like I smoked weed but I sent people to jail over it at. I've ruined people's lives over it, but I smoked weed back in college. It was fun what. I've ruined people's lives over it, but I smoked weed back in college.
Speaker 1:It was fun. What the fuck has Kamala Harris been doing? At all Nothing. She done anything, nothing. She's kicking back, huh.
Speaker 2:Kicking back, waiting for her time to be president.
Speaker 1:You're bruh Dude, nah she don't even be trying to be on the camera, she just be chilling.
Speaker 2:I guarantee she's running for presidency. I'm not voting for this she likes where she's at. I'm not voting for this every time, she does, every time every time she a little conference with uh joe biden?
Speaker 1:she's like not even there.
Speaker 2:She's like in the back, back, back, back, like yeah, I'm gonna be sitting here um, I'm telling you waiting for her if she could just stab this thing in the back and become president immediately, she would have already.
Speaker 1:I'm telling you she's already good right now and I think she's good with that. I don't think. I think you're wrong.
Speaker 2:How about that? I mean, no man, I don't trust it, I don't give a shit, I don't trust you and I don't trust Kamala Harris. Fuck you, you, fucking Kamala Harris, fucking shill.
Speaker 1:If our whole presidency is like this, how much is she paying you to support her? Nothing, everybody's paying her to support herself. Democrats and Republicans are fucking weak as fuck. You guys are all weak as shit. Let me just let you know that right now, you guys are all weak and you don't stand on. No goddamn kind of business you come here and talk about da, da, da da.
Speaker 2:This person's going to change my life and boobity boo change that was like obama's whole fucking basis change and like fucking red white and blue.
Speaker 1:You guys drink this fucking bullshit kool-aid of like oh yeah. Well, you know, for me I'm about americans. And then republicans are like yeah, well, me I'm about america, and the democrats gonna be like yeah, for me.
Speaker 2:I'm about america, like on some pussy. I obviously hate republicans.
Speaker 2:That goes without saying I hate them all, but I genuinely hate democrats for sure because, they act like they're trying to help when in reality they're just as greedy, with a different fucking title above them thank you, hunter. I'm glad you see, nigga, I'm never I'm just saying one is less bad than the other. One side has a nigga who just got 34 charges on him. The other side just has an old nigga with a son who's going through a trial and it obviously is a crackhead and can't be trusted with anything secretive that's like you know what I'll go with the devil.
Speaker 1:Like they're both bad but one's worse fuck you. We need to overwash, we need to wash it out like snake is over here.
Speaker 2:Like no, both sides are bad. I'm not voting for anything no, no, I'm not.
Speaker 1:It's all full of shit. It's all bullshit you're part of.
Speaker 2:I'm not voting a non-vote is a vote for trump.
Speaker 1:I want you to know that you're part of the problem, bro. No, the main problem. This is what trump's thinking when you don't vote, very good okay very good, it goes straight to him the main problem is that we have these two people to vote for. That's the main problem.
Speaker 2:Obviously I agree with you I fucking hate both candidates, so saying that I'm helping fix the problem, you know the dude who threw the shoe at bush back in the day Like he was at a press conference and he threw like a second shoe and he like dodged that shit. Bro, if I could get close enough to throw a shoe at one of these niggas, I would I'm not even going to lie, bro Like I'd throw one of my Yeezys at this nigga full speed bro, and I won't miss. I'm not hungry, nigga, I only played life.
Speaker 1:I've been waiting for this my whole life. You would think that was a big league pitcher, the way I've done this I'll get tackled.
Speaker 2:I don't give a shit. I'll get tackled and taken to Guantanamo.
Speaker 1:You ever catch a 90 mile per hour shoe Fastball.
Speaker 2:Fast shoe. Nigga you ever catch an Adidas 90 miles?
Speaker 1:I don't think so, oh, you thought it was going to hit you in the face. It's a curveball bitch. This is a knuckleball.
Speaker 2:They get going everywhere. No spin, they're going up and down.
Speaker 1:It's a two seam. He was ready Inside the box. Your head is a box, Bro.
Speaker 2:I fucking hate American politics, bro, and I live in America. I fucking hate it, dude.
Speaker 1:What do I do with myself, bro? I hate that we have to pick the lesser of two evils.
Speaker 2:I hate that. That's even a conversation to be had. Fucking, I just do, I don't even know, I'm just disappointed, I'm disappointed in.
Speaker 1:I feel like we're giving up by saying that, oh yeah, let's pick the lesser of two evils.
Speaker 2:They're both equally fucking retarded no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. One's bombing and's supporting bombing another country into the ground. One's supporting like genocide, the other literally denied a whole fucking disease that was ravaging our country and was like it doesn't exist.
Speaker 1:Go fuck yourself. One is doing that and that's correct, Piece of shit.
Speaker 2:Hold on, hold on. Let me finish.
Speaker 1:Let me finish. Everything's double the price right now. Hunter under this other guy my guy. Those prices were rising regardless they were rising with trump they were already rising with trump that's what you don't get, and it's still rising. With the other guy I get that. So what does that tell you? Again, how is that lesser than the other guy?
Speaker 2:person is gonna fuck another country up that I have nothing to do with.
Speaker 1:At the end of the day, I'm gonna be honest with that's what the guy's gonna be cynical right here, right now, for everyone.
Speaker 2:Listen to me, everyone. Right now, you guys can listen to me and understand where I'm coming from. If I'm gonna choose a fucking presidency, a president canada, whatever the fuck you want to call it I'm gonna choose a motherfucker who's gonna fuck another country up, who's supporting genocide, another country where I don't even have to see the shit. Like at the end of the day, I could turn the fucking tv off, I could turn social media off and I don't have to look at it. This nigga trump was fucking our whole country up, had it on lockdown. He had hella nigga sick because he's denying the truth about a fucking about covid bro, like he's a covid denier. Nigga, you're retarded. If you're like that's the lesser of two evils. If both are on the same level where it literally affects you personally, that's on you. If you can't see the difference, that's on you.
Speaker 1:But anyone listening to me is going to see it immediately. Would you want COVID to already fuck some shit up already?
Speaker 2:Definitely it itself Denying it doesn't fucking help, though Not the denial of it.
Speaker 1:The whole thing itself has already fucked everything up, but denying its existence doesn't fucking help that I get that, so would you rather?
Speaker 2:have Not supporting Fauci Look Doesn't make any sense. Sowing more doubt in the fucking people doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1:I would rather have 2018 COVID comeback. Oh my God.
Speaker 2:Double the fucking price. He says he's not a Republican people. He says he's not a Republican and he's like I'd rather have COVID come back than this nigga supporting genocide in another country that does not affect you personally, because prices are high.
Speaker 1:That's extremely selfish. This dude is on a moat. I don't want COVID, do you understand?
Speaker 2:that these prices came from COVID. Bro, how many times have you had COVID? It't want COVID, do you understand?
Speaker 1:that these prices came from COVID bro.
Speaker 2:How many times have you had COVID? The prices got raised from COVID. You don't understand this. So when you have a whole president that's talking about, it's not fucking real and we're steadily all fucking dying and getting sick and prices are rising because niggas are like oh it's COVID, prices, they haven't gone down prices, they haven't gone down they haven't gone down and we've had a president for almost four years.
Speaker 1:I can't fucking believe that has done nothing about it.
Speaker 2:We had a president that went nothing about it oh my god, I don't even have to argue, but I don't give a shit. I honestly, I truly don't give a shit, but the fact that you're like, yeah, they're both the same amount of evil they are genuinely affects you and the other doesn't. It makes absolutely no sense to me.
Speaker 1:My socks were higher when trump was in office, so I don't know. Literally I was more positively right. Here is what the average midwestern dumb ass fuck.
Speaker 2:Sounds like I'll be there just like completely out of touch with reality, where they're like well it, it was easier when Trump was in. It's like no nigga.
Speaker 1:Do you remember Roe?
Speaker 2:v Wade getting overturned. Like what the fuck Like nigga. You got three daughters, nigga. That literally affects you. If that was to just cease to exist because, all of a sudden, trump was in, so it's not a big deal. This is what I mean by it. Doesn't affect you personally, so it's not a big deal.
Speaker 1:This is crazy to me, he's the classic Republican, it doesn't affect me, so it doesn't matter. What I'm telling you is the shit that Biden is doing is the same exact thing that Trump is doing. There's no better. I don't know why you're saying there's a lesser of two evils when they're both equally evil.
Speaker 2:I didn't just explain why one is worse than the other. I didn't just explain that. This is what your problem is.
Speaker 1:Your problem is that you believe in voting and your problem is you're believing in lesser. I actually don't. I actually don't. Your problem is that you assume a lot of things.
Speaker 2:I don't believe in voting.
Speaker 1:Dude, you're literally calling me a Republican because I'm not agreeing. You don't?
Speaker 2:have to agree with me, but you're like no, both sides are equally as bad. Yes, they are. That's some republican shit, that's some republicans won't say that republicans won't you know who will say that conservatives. Will say that conservatives centrist dick butts who ruin it for everybody else, oh, I'm more by giving their votes specifically to republicans to fuck our country up. More clarence thomas isn't a democrat. That nigga is a staunch republican. That's the type of shit that goes into play when you have republicans in office you know it's funny.
Speaker 2:You know democrats they're gonna fuck you just as much, but you're not gonna get your rights literally eroded away in front of your fucking eyes while you're voting against it. While you're saying you want to still have these abortions in case of worst case scenario, they're still going to take it away regardless, for whatever reason. The same thing with ohio, where all the people wanted weed to be there, but republican dick butts don't want to have fun, so we're not going to have it in our county.
Speaker 2:All right, see so this is classic conservative cocksuckerism bro, this is where you guys hilarious.
Speaker 1:This is why he's a good co-host, because he's not a democrat. Somebody's a democrat dick sucker over here.
Speaker 2:I guess I'm not seeing the real fucking sucker after talking mad shit about biden, calling this nigga a bitch ass nigga, I mean I want to throw a shoe at him bro. I want to throw my easies at him because he's a bitch. He's not helping me. You're forgiving a few loans for school.
Speaker 1:Forgive everybody's bro. You're forgiving some. You you're trying to forgive. I'm not forgiving shit.
Speaker 2:I'm calling Biden out just as much, but you're saying, both are equally as bad, and I don't agree with you. I don't fucking agree with you. They both suck dick and balls.
Speaker 1:They're not the same level.
Speaker 2:Did Democrats try and overturn Roe v Wade?
Speaker 1:Are they trying to?
Speaker 2:overturn fucking immigration in general? Are they trying to overturn fucking immigration in general? Are they trying to do these simple things? Is, is, is? Is there a democratic version of clarence thomas talking about? Well, interracial marriage is next up on the list. While being married to a fucking the not the same race as yourself, which is your interracial marriage? Your, your fucking self.
Speaker 1:It's like dude, this is crazy Because you saying all this One of Rose writes for the people.
Speaker 2:Let me talk and the other just fucks you like regular. Let me talk.
Speaker 1:Talk, I'll let you speak.
Speaker 2:Talk, mr Conservative, go for it, call me whatever you want. Hey, do your gymnastics, do your thing.
Speaker 1:No one gives a shit. I'm just saying Let me tell you this Talk your part. Talk your part, bro. All right, I can't, if you could be quiet. So you're talking about, like this whole immigration stuff or this Roe v Wade or whatever, like any of this shit's fucking overturned None of that shit's overturned, buddy. And we've been under democracy for how fucking long All that shit's been coming out while Biden's under office?
Speaker 2:All that shit's been coming out while Biden's under office, roe v Wade actually did get overturned.
Speaker 1:It's actually up to judges and the states to uphold it in their states specifically. No, that shit's not overturned.
Speaker 2:I mean, Texas is literally having bounties for people.
Speaker 1:They're headhunting people over there. I'm just saying so how is that being changed? You're saying it's not overturned, but I mean it is. It's not because the federal government I'll let you finish my bad, sir.
Speaker 2:I shouldn't interrupt, thank you.
Speaker 1:The government is not stepping in to protect these people that are being headhunted over this abortion type shit. All these states are able to run wild without shit happening over there. Okay, inflation is at an all-time high. For the last fucking four years it's been growing. I'm not. I'm not saying like trump is not, is not the start of this or whatever, but but you're saying it's at an all-time high.
Speaker 2:I can agree with you that inflation is high. It was already getting inflated, asshole. We were complaining about this when covid was going on, when we had a fucking president saying it didn't exist, and we have a democratic president. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Speaker 1:it's been no one's tripled since then. Okay, but it was already raising. How is he the lesser of three evils if he's tripled? It's already raising okay so you, because we're not getting our rights eroded. Okay, we're not worried about, okay. So how are you gonna blame trump?
Speaker 2:okay, you're yelling for sure there's no reason to literally yell. Just talk further away from the mic. If you're gonna yell, my guy you're not listening to me, bro, because you're talking retarded shit.
Speaker 1:No, you're defending.
Speaker 2:We were worried about our secrets getting sold to fucking putin while trump was in, like that's what we didn't have when biden's in? Bro again, our own fucking rights are being eroded when you have republicans in if you want to defend them, that's by all means.
Speaker 1:No worries, obama's the one that signed the pact that eliminated all rights. He's fucking terrible, I agree with you.
Speaker 2:He's terrible. I don't like, dude. Here's the thing. You're angry because I'm saying one is worse than the other, because it's true, I'm not even angry bro, I don't need you to other.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry if you can't it's no worries, we can get on to the next topic.
Speaker 2:My guy equally worse. So anyways, do you have a topic, or do you want me to get into one? They are equally worse.
Speaker 1:Okie dokie no worries, bud, all right, you go ahead. Pay four dollars for a fucking uh for sure, dude cheeseburger, for sure do you have a topic, or do you want me to get into it?
Speaker 2:all right, so prosecutors won't file charges over the purchase of a 19k lecturing table or a lecture by arkansas governor's office. Little rock, arkansas, ap. A prosecutor, said friday he will not file any charges over the purchase of a $19,000 lecture by the office of Arkansas Governor, sarah Huckabee Sanders, and I want you guys to guess what district she's a part of. I'll give you a hint it isn't Democrats. A Democrat didn't spend $19,000 on a podium that looks like it should belong in a church. A Democrat didn't do that. You cock-sucking asshole.
Speaker 1:Dude, you suck so much Democratic dick that it made you blind because you got so much.
Speaker 2:Democratic nut in your face. So an audit had found that a purchase potentially violated state laws on purchasing state property and governor records. But Polanski County Prosecutor Will Jones said that after a thorough review of the report and governor records. But Plansky County Prosecutor Will Jones said that after a thorough review of the report and supporting documents his office determined criminal charges are not warranted. There is insufficient proof. Criminal contact Jones said in a letter Friday to Auditor Roger Norman. Norman said in an email he had no comment. All right, so I want you to guess. Just take a shot in the dark. Shot in the dark what side the fucking prosecutor leans to not find a 19 000 run-of-the-mill fucking podium. I want you to Google this If you're listening to this episode. If you're in a car, pull your fucking car over. Don't danger yourselves. Don't be like me. Pull your fucking car over. Google fucking 19K lecturing by Arkansas governor's office. They're going to show you this shitty, weird Nigga. That's $19,000. Are you smoking meth?
Speaker 1:That shit doesn't even look badass at all. I'll tell you that right now that shit looks stupid as fuck. I could have made that for fifteen dollars for fifteen bucks, jesus christ yeah, that looks stupid.
Speaker 2:Arnold sports today you're the only person that could express how I feel right now. Wait, can you?
Speaker 1:that's how I can you describe what it looks like to you it's like it's an ugly blue.
Speaker 2:I like blue, my birthstone is blue. This is an ugly fucking blue. It looks like something out of the 70s. It looks like they took it out of the 70s and brought it into 2024. The microphone doesn't look state look state of the art in any kind of way. I don't even I, just I'm angry. This is what it looks like I'm fucking angry, but again, both sides are equally as bad.
Speaker 1:My, bad, I forgot the other story.
Speaker 2:Yes, Of the Democrat who spent 20 or 18,000 dollars on a fucking lecture and table. But my mistake, my mistake everybody. Yes, I just suck democrats dick and balls and cooters for a living, because they're paying me on their free time. They're paying me to be a spokesperson that's.
Speaker 2:What makes it worse is that you're not getting paid they're fucking terrible blowing them left and right smile in your fucking face and actively fuck you. That is what biden is doing. I am not saying he is not a bad person. I'm not saying Democrats don't suck a lot of dicks and balls they do. Republicans are worse. You got $19,000 being spent on election table. Get to the next fucking topic. They are worse. You cock-sucking asshole. They are worse no it's too late. You're a shill for them. It's too fucking late.
Speaker 1:I believe that, though God damn it, I don't disagree with you in that regard.
Speaker 2:I hate life right now $19 fucking thousand dollars. Get to the next topic.
Speaker 1:I hate life. I don't believe it.
Speaker 2:Sarah Huckabee looks like a troll. By the way, who's that? Sarah Hart Huckabee, bruh hurt Hunter? I don't disagree. She looks like Lil Wayne's sister, like if Lil Wayne had a sister it'd be her bro. Who the fuck is Sarah Huckabee Hyping? Sarah Huckabee Looks like Lil Wayne's sister bro.
Speaker 1:She looks like her face is like mashed in With like an anti-matter fucking gun Dude, look at that shit.
Speaker 2:That's why I wanted you to look at it. She looks like a Rick and Morty character, my nigga. She looks like an anchor, like they always make the anchors one eye higher than the other. That's how she looks, bro.
Speaker 1:Half of her face is like half inch lower than the other side, just fucking over the American people, looking like a troll, bro, higher than the other that's how she looks like half inch lower than the other side, just fucking over the american people, looking like a troll.
Speaker 2:Bro, like arkansas, you niggas are ass backwards.
Speaker 1:You're letting this lady fuck, you guys why does she look like she doesn't know shit but knows all the answers?
Speaker 2:my nigga looks like she is for sure has some sort of extra chromosome wait.
Speaker 1:So what is she? She broke. Who the fuck is she Republican?
Speaker 2:She's a $19,000 bro. She looks like she spent $19,000 on a fucking lecture table.
Speaker 1:Bro, please tell me. You see, meet the Whitakers. She is damn near three generations of inbred, I ain't gonna lie. Oh my god, I know what you're talking about now. Yeah, she's a part of that, bro, that's the long lostlost sister bro.
Speaker 2:She escaped that childhood bro and got put into fucking orphanage bro and made it out and then became Huckabee bro Changed her last name. So why is she such a douche? What the fuck is she doing? Just a ghoul and I have nothing to live for except fucking over people that voted for me in confidence because they're stupid.
Speaker 1:They listen to my stupid fucking lie.
Speaker 2:Republicans are fucking horrific.
Speaker 1:Damn it bro good wine, there's no good one.
Speaker 2:These, these have good back in the 90s, when there was like integrity in office and like clinton was like getting his dick and balls sucked by like an advisor. Niggas were like what are you?
Speaker 1:doing, you can't do that.
Speaker 2:Bring him office. Bring him office, bring him off like bro. That's what republicans? Hey, they would fuck you, but they had integrity. Okay, I'll at least admit that I'm not a bitch. I don't. Like I said, I don't care for democrats either. I can admit when there was good times.
Speaker 1:Republicans hasn't been shit since, like the 1950s. Let's just keep it real, and even before then that's like being like they haven't been shit, since, like the 1800s, when the, the, the parties were flipped they ain't never been shit for like decades. I don't know dude. Reaganomics wasn't good for anybody obviously that was the worst set of policies in American history.
Speaker 2:Well, Reagan's the worst fucking president in history.
Speaker 1:He's one of the worst presidents ever to exist in history. I'll take Nixon over that.
Speaker 2:I didn't live through Nixon. I was obviously. I didn't live through Nixon, no fuck him, Neil.
Speaker 1:He's one of the worst.
Speaker 2:I'll take Nixon.
Speaker 1:He's one of the worst in history Worse than Reaganomics.
Speaker 2:I'll take Nixon.
Speaker 1:No, reagan was the worst. Reagan's the worst. I'm sorry, nixon just cheated. Nixon's a cheater. He's original Trump, he's.
Speaker 2:OG Trump. He tried to cheat. He tried to cheat.
Speaker 1:He tried to be like overthrow.
Speaker 2:They cheated me out of my presidency. They didn't vote for me.
Speaker 1:You run the free world, you know, line them up. Hey, the nigga just tried to team and got caught, that's it. I didn't even trip it.
Speaker 2:That's why he got disgraced. Do you want your president to be like?
Speaker 1:would you care if your president was like look, I got hoes different area codes. Would that bother you or not? Like, does he need to have like that? I?
Speaker 2:mean back at the time in the 90s that was out of pocket now I don't care, obviously, but back in the 90s, when everyone was conservative as fuck, no matter what side you were on. Stop doing that, nigga. Who the fuck are you? Stop it. That's a good question, though You're a sore thumb in the fucking presidency.
Speaker 1:What are you doing, nigga? Is it okay for future presidents to be promiscuous and not hold this image like oh, I'm a family man, blah, blah, blah, I don't even need you to be married, nigga, put under oath.
Speaker 2:You're not giving documents and secrets out because you're trying to get some tail or some butt from some dude. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck if you're married, if you have kids, if you have an ex-wife, if you have a current wife, I don't give a fuck. Just leave the fucking lower prices. I'm with that forgive some goddamn loans, forgive some debt in general, lower these house prices. I don't give a fuck what your marriage is, bro, I really do not care about what you do you care about shit that affects me?
Speaker 1:nigga, your marriage doesn't affect me, bro like, honestly, stop trying to hold up to the standard. You know what we need a non-married president, bro.
Speaker 2:But here you got too many conservative niggas.
Speaker 1:You got too many religious niggas I'm not even gonna blame just conservative people you got too many religious niggas.
Speaker 2:I'm not even gonna blame just conservative people. You got too many religious people Like no, you can't do that pre-mural sex. Oh shit, Mad, because they can't have pre-mural sex. You can't do that.
Speaker 1:Stop it. Look, I get no bitches, so I'm gonna just sit on your parade, because I'm just a fat fucking lard.
Speaker 2:Bro, midwest bro.
Speaker 1:All these people have fucking issues with all that shit. Get your shit together.
Speaker 2:Stop leaning on religion. To be happy, fucking, work out, go for a walk, go fucking, get a hobby or something. Bro, not hating opposite races of you either. That's not productive. I need you to get a real hobby. Like I don't know, let's just be real dude, shaving birds or something.
Speaker 1:I don't know all these people that'd be doing other shit. Dude like I don't know. Dude, that's because you're a geek. You're a geek off the street.
Speaker 2:That's the average incel you just named average and you're just a incel, dude, like an incel.
Speaker 1:You're just an incel from the midwest, bro, can you imagine if there was a twang with a southern twang if there's a bunch of macs in the office, like just sitting there like I don't give a fuck, I'm a pimp and strong Bunch of Mark Morris.
Speaker 2:return of the Macs.
Speaker 1:You think y'all logic policies will come in and be like I ain't fucking with that shit. Fuck that country, I ain't fucking with this.
Speaker 2:What do you mean? Overturn Roe v Wade. Get this stupid shit out of here. No abort hey, I'm one thing other countries got on us. When parliaments in other countries be wiling, they will fight. They don't give a fuck. They will start swinging. I love that. I respect it. I respect it. I respect that they be swinging.
Speaker 1:That's all it be.
Speaker 2:I'm winning everything. I'm winning everything.
Speaker 1:No shit, you're going to be taller than all these other countries. And they're old as fuck and you got like double arm reach.
Speaker 2:I'm going 20-30 minutes On the bike straight. I will outlast you, niggas, bro. You don't want this stress, bro. Okay, I got the cardio to outlast you, old niggas, you don't want that.
Speaker 1:Who was the old boy, the old spider?
Speaker 2:Anderson Silva Hunter the spider Silva. This is a bunch of midgets I'mma bob in your face. That's Anderson Silva bro. Basically, anderson Silva Hunter the Spider Silva, bro.
Speaker 1:This is a bunch of midgets. Just like I'm going to bob in your face and snake your ass Like what do you want? Who are you? I'm going to look Until he got his leg broken Me and you are going to touch noses, because I'm going to bob in your face until we touch noses together. Then I'm going to hit you with a spinning back fist.
Speaker 2:Give you some Inuit kisses, nigga, how about? That you just going to take it. You just going to take it while you're knocked out.
Speaker 1:All right, so I got one for you. There we go. I don't know if this ties into politics. We had a little heated thing, but you know we're back on track. The VA tells banks not to foreclose on veteran homes this year. This is kind of a finicky topic because that's sexy you gave your fucking life for the country you deserve to not be homeless Fuck anyone who's against it?
Speaker 1:Everything like Fuck you in the ass if you're against it, you deserve the full backing of the US government. If you're really fighting a war, which I don't even agree with, the war Do you?
Speaker 2:remember that part in Little Nicky. You remember that movie, little Nicky with Adam Sandler.
Speaker 1:No, I don't watch those movies.
Speaker 2:Oh god, damn it Alright well he played the son of the devil and basically there was Hitler.
Speaker 2:Hitler was in hell and he had to figure out a punishment, and what the dude decided to do was stick a pineapple up his ass. And Hitler got to choose the pineapple that he was going to stick up his ass, that the pineapple that he was going to stick up his ass. That is what I want to happen. Is that a PG-13 movie? That is a PG-13 movie. They didn't show a pineapple. It wasn't like a snuff film. They showed his face like oh, exactly, and then like a quick cut to another scene. It's classic 90s shit bro Come on.
Speaker 2:it's Adam Sandler. It's hack shit, Come on.
Speaker 1:That is so classic 90s shit. Just like on the sandlot, where they're like about to jump on the rollercoaster and they're all putting stuff in tobacco in their mouths, they start yakking on the fucking ride.
Speaker 2:Remember that shit the first time I had hookah, I had an experience like that. I didn't know hookah will fuck you up, bro, it depends how strong the tobacco is. No, but I yeah, he was blowing, I was smoking it like it was just weed and I was an expert at it. I'm over here doing O's and shit.
Speaker 1:I'm like oh shit, he's doing tricks.
Speaker 2:By the time I left that place, I was laying in the back seat with my head outside of the car bro outside of the car bruh, did you yak us off the car 100% While I was driving, not while I was driving Big dog?
Speaker 1:Goddamn Alright. So the Department of Veterans Affairs has extended a moratorium moratorium, excuse me on foreclosures for vets with GI Bill home loans. The move gives mortgage companies more time to get a new program up and running to rescue veterans who are facing foreclosure through no fault of their own. Recalling quote recalling a mortgage, recalling on mortgage servicers to follow a targeted foreclosure moratorium so we can make sure that veterans get the support they need and stay in their homes. Undersecretary of Benefits, josh Jacobs shout out the Raiders. Josh Jacobs said in a statement.
Speaker 1:The VA initially asked mortgage companies last year to halt all foreclosures after an NPR investigation revealed that the VA had abruptly ended a key part of a pandemic mortgage relief program, stranded tens of thousands of vets who were still in the middle of it with no affordable way to get current on their home loans. The end of date on that foreclosure moratorium was May 31st. Mortgage companies will now have to end until the end of 2024 To implement VA's new rescue plan, the Veterans Affairs Servicing Purchase VASP program. It's welcome news To veterans stuck in limbo so Basically in a nutshell.
Speaker 2:What the fuck does that mean? You freaking asshole. What's wrong with you?
Speaker 1:There was some shit that passed, that helped veterans um basically in a nutshell does?
Speaker 1:that mean you freaking asshole? Uh, basically there was a some shit that passed that you know helped, uh, veterans that were couldn't afford to pay for their mortgages and stuff, and you know this is kind of backing on and then that died down. This was, like you know, post-pandemic stuff. There was a bunch of pandemic stuff that came out that was helping people that were getting foreclosed, people that couldn't afford their rent. There was like a bunch of programs. People were taking advantage of these programs.
Speaker 1:I know tom brady did at one point loans baby ppp loans for businesses, um, and I guess that was coming to an end. So there's a lot of veterans that are kind of asked out and you know what we? We need to support our veterans, dude. Like like that should be of all the money we're pouring into like weapons and supporting aid for other countries. Like like let's put some billions of dollars like the money that we spend to aid other countries could end the education system, the health care system.
Speaker 2:Like we could support our education you could have free lunches for schools you us that y'all want over here, send like 19 trillion of wherever the for? No, I dude, I don't live in either of these countries that you're sending support to, bro yes, I'm gonna go ahead and need you to stop doing that.
Speaker 1:Yes, don't like support these countries, but it's just like people need to understand. Like it's not, I support my here countries, but it's just like people need to understand. Like it's not even I support my niggas here. How about that? It's not even the fact that we're supporting these countries. It's the fact that it is that I don't. It's not even just that, dude. It's deeper than that. It's because the people that are making money off of this war, that's true.
Speaker 2:Is what people understand, what's really going on, democrat and republican alike, and that right there, both sides.
Speaker 1:You guys suck dick and balls money being made on this shit and we're multi, multi billionaires, nancy pelosi's guilty as fuck.
Speaker 2:As a democrat, you are a fucking sideways fake ass full-on. I'm gonna fuck the people over and become a millionaire on the under. So I agree with you, brother both sides are terrible.
Speaker 1:Yes we need. We need a. We need a non-mainstream democrat. If we're gonna go democrat, because we have one, the democrats don't want the nigga to be elected.
Speaker 2:He's too old now, obviously yes, but we have one, no, we had a nigga who was trying to give, forgive student loan debts, trying to get universal fucking healthcare. You niggas wanted to fucking bullshit with this Democrat, hillary Rodham Clinton bullshit. Who fucking gives a fuck about that motherfucker?
Speaker 1:What the fuck, even aside from Bernie.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna take an Elizabeth Warren, nigga Not even Elizabeth Warren.
Speaker 1:There was a lot of upcoming Democrats even when Joe.
Speaker 2:Biden was running with. I hate.
Speaker 1:Democrats Like Leo Bert or whatever. There's a bunch of Andrew from San Francisco, andrew.
Speaker 2:Yang Fuck that nigga.
Speaker 1:Fake ass.
Speaker 2:Fucking wannabe for the people-ass billionaire.
Speaker 1:Fuck you. He has some good ideology.
Speaker 2:This nigga likes him just because they got the same name. Fuck, you See, here we go.
Speaker 1:You. This nigga likes him just because they got the same name. Fuck you. You can't have a civil conversation with him.
Speaker 2:I'm having a civil conversation. I'm joking. First off, I'm fucking joking. But I don't agree with Andrew Yang Bro. He's a billionaire. What the fuck does he know about the average person?
Speaker 1:Like seriously, he was the one that implemented the basic income. Shit Doesn't matter, you just make, did he actually?
Speaker 2:implement it, or was basically like did he implement? Did he actually implement it? Or was that something that he was, uh, he was going to introduce if he won presidency?
Speaker 1:that's a good question and you know what it was something and you're right to that, because a lot of people it was a small sample size implement to test the idea, but I like the idea that I did something like that's going on in Fresno right now.
Speaker 2:I like that.
Speaker 1:UTI. Yeah, yeah, yeah, ubi.
Speaker 2:Universal Basic Infection. Yeah, that's like I said UTI urinary tract infection.
Speaker 1:You guys know what I'm talking about UBI. Yeah, Let me ask you what do you think about UBI?
Speaker 2:Dude, I'm down for it, but as far as, are you going to make people lazy? Here's the thing If you're a billionaire, I can't imagine you're really trying to make more money, but we have billionaires that literally all they think about is making more money. So it's like if you're going to be going into presidency, are you going to be trying to help the average person that's not ever going to be a billionaire?
Speaker 1:ever in their fucking life bro, I get that ever going to be a billionaire ever in their fucking life, bro. You got to put that to the side and think about what they're trying to implement. Do you like the UBI idea or not? Do I trust you enough?
Speaker 2:Because to become a billionaire you need to choose.
Speaker 1:I don't trust anybody, so let's go to the evil center. Okay, hey, hey hey, hey, Come on. Ubi is a good idea. You just said it yourself and I agree with you.
Speaker 2:I anybody, but you know who I definitely don't trust a fucking billionaire. You know, I definitely don't fucking trust someone who's a billionaire. I'm never gonna trust you. Just because they're a billionaire yeah, that's fucking moneyist. I don't give a shit, dude, to be a billionaire. There's no way you didn't do something shady, shiesty somewhere. Someone got fucked over somewhere, dude, come on, I'm not gonna denounce that at all.
Speaker 1:I'm not gonna get to a billionaire.
Speaker 2:I'm not even saying for a millionaire to get to a fucking billion dollars. Dude, you didn't do anything, shady. That was all just christian fucking ingenuity. Who are all the?
Speaker 1:good billionaire companies. Is there any?
Speaker 2:name three mic selling our data into them. Apple selling our data anyway.
Speaker 1:So like back to the whole VA thing, like with with these, uh yeah, they get screwed over the most the RV, not the duck the most, because but they get screwed over so bad, like John Stewart had to sit there and go and fight for firefighters the whole night long because they were trying to pull their health care.
Speaker 2:Anyone like sacrificing their lives gets fucked over. Yeah, they pretty much just chalk it up to well, you sacrificed your life.
Speaker 1:You volunteered, so you deserve it. If you're in a position where you're sacrificing your life, there should be a different list for you. Okay, Let me just put that out there. That's what I believe. I believe. However, however, if you're a person that your job like, if you're a soldier, if you're a police officer, if you're a firefighter, your job is to risk your life for the betterment of your countrymen, your city, your town or whatever Like. You deserve to be on a higher plateau of benefits, At least the benefit of the doubt If you don't have a history.
Speaker 1:Here's the thing.
Speaker 2:If you don't have a history of this conduct, you deserve that.
Speaker 1:And that's where I'm going with that there we go.
Speaker 1:If you violate this pact of I'm with the people, I am for the people, my life is for the people and you should be blessed in all ways tonight. But if you violate that by stomping on somebody's motherfucking neck, you should get the worst treatment. You should get the death penalty, dude. Okay, very good. Okay, very good. I agree. I'm sorry, dude. I agree. If you take a pact and oath for the people and you put like your job, your line of work is for your countrymen, you deserve everything positive that comes to you. However, if your decisions, your decisions and I'm not going to say all that but if your shit jeopardizes the life and it's not giving respect to your countrymen that you should be protecting, guillotine, fair enough.
Speaker 1:Just fucking go guillotine, and I don't give a shit. That's fair enough. Because not only are you held on a high horse standard if you go like you're doing some shit of like a serial killer, yeah, if you go like you're doing some shit of like a serial killer, if you do like, if you're in a purposeful position of power and you're abusing it.
Speaker 1:You aren't necessarily the type of person that's going to bring us into civilization one if you're sitting on a high horse like your position is a high horse position, and you're doing some like under the ground, mole shit, yeah, you're basically below a regular citizen.
Speaker 2:Okay, I got a question for you. What about people that were just working undercover? What about the cop that brought down the fucking Black Panthers? What about the undercover dude? The Black Panthers weren't really a problem, but that's what I'm saying. So does that guy, the dude who brought down the Black Panthers, does he deserve to have a lifetime of like he deserved?
Speaker 1:to be stripped of his position as soon as it was recognized of what he was doing that's number one.
Speaker 2:Okay, because he didn't.
Speaker 1:He didn't actually kill anybody. Okay, if he did kill somebody, then you're under the ground. You're basically, oh god you're basically a rat in the sewer. So what do you do with rats? We exterminate them. They're vermin.
Speaker 2:I jump in the air. I'm like, ah, that's what.
Speaker 1:I do with rats. I don't do anything with them.
Speaker 2:I mean, if you come at me, I'll kick a rat. I'll kick a rat in the fucking head.
Speaker 1:Yeah, if you're sitting there trying to break up the Black Panther movement, it was to Protect. It was the initial thing that I'm talking about.
Speaker 2:Protect the community bro.
Speaker 1:Protect the fucking community.
Speaker 2:They were like nah, nigga, Niggas with guns. Nah, we can't have that. Yeah, it's just like post-segregation they looked at us like dinosaurs or like gorillas with guns. They were like if I saw a gorilla with a gun, I'd be like you can't have that.
Speaker 1:Drop it Back in that that's their parents.
Speaker 2:I want to say the first vehicle was electric and it was like 1850. But 1800s.
Speaker 1:Well, the T model, the Ford T model, that was 1900s, that was gas powered, that was like. Later on, it was like 1915. Yeah, it was when that was invented, fuck gas powered nigga.
Speaker 2:Yeah, gas actually did come first when that was invented. Fuck gas powered nigga. Yeah, gas actually did come first.
Speaker 1:Real talk. It was I want to say a nigga in Europe.
Speaker 2:who did it?
Speaker 1:Yeah, didn't know that, that's crazy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and this bitch ass dude over here was like nah nigga, we need gas powered actually.
Speaker 1:But you know what we need? Better standards and better policies Like come on man.
Speaker 2:How hard ironed out the blueprint of a utopia over this whole argument that we had. Because we're just fucking stressed out, dude, like we're just. I'm just tired of being lied to by both sides bro, like both sides bro. I don't, I don't. I don't need the lies. I don't need 19 000 spent on a podium, but I also don't need these prices continuing to rise. You're right, they're still rising and biden's not talking about that, you know what he is talking about forgiving student loan debt like that's the biggest thing.
Speaker 2:I'm okay with that, though. See, it's like that, forgive your student loan debt but those prices of inflation affect literally every american. Not everyone has student loan debt, but every american fucking eats my nigga.
Speaker 1:It affects every fucking american let me ask you this what's the most appalling thing that you've seen, whether you're eating out or shopping? In the store that you saw, we were like how the fuck is this price? I got mine. You tell me yours. That you saw You're like, okay, what the fuck is this price point? Okay.
Speaker 2:Let me really think about this.
Speaker 1:All right, well, let me give you mine. Yeah, so this is probably like three or four years ago.
Speaker 2:Shout out to Arizona hard. They have spiked fucking Arizona's. Now, guys, you guys need to check this shit out. Shout out it's 5% alcohol. It tastes way better than what is it A Four Locos, but it does not get you as drunk. I'm going to say that right now.
Speaker 1:But anyways, we'll take your advertisement, arizona. Thank you, I'll give you a shout out.
Speaker 2:It's 99 cents, though it's on the can. This is not 99 cents, by the way.
Speaker 1:But I went in the store and this is like I asked my kids. I was like what do you guys want for breakfast? You want them to cook? You like a little bacon, eggs or whatever they're like. No, you know what, I want some toaster strudels. You ever had a toaster strudel? Yeah? So back then this is probably like 34 years ago I'd go in there two, three bucks, thank you. It'd be a box of six.
Speaker 2:It'd be like I'm familiar with it, 199 to 250, as a matter of fact, for a box of six when they first dropped, they were 199, they raised the price and and then, when they were to be on sale, it was $1.99. Because they raised it to $2.50.
Speaker 1:Right. Guess how much the box of toe shoes were when I went in there $8. God, the fact that you even said that is insane to me. It was $5.50. It's almost triple the price dude.
Speaker 2:Okay. So my thing is I don't have a specific fast food place, but mine's just fast food. If you look at a, if you look at a large fry, a large fry costs you four fucking dollars. Four to five dollars, it's like 450. If you get a french fry at just like a regular burger joint, it is five fucking dollars. Any burger joint doesn't matter. I mean it's crazy, it's insane. To me it's not worth it. A burger is $10 fucking dollars. A McDonald's burger okay, Some shit. That's for sure going to give you carcinogens while you're eating it and it's going to cause you lead you down a path of cancer. For sure, 100%. When you eat a fucking fast food burger from Wendy's or whatever, you're getting cancer. But the fact that you charge $7, $8 for the burger itself hell, $6. They charge $6 for and this is at Wendy's for breakfast. They charge $6 for a meal of a small fry, a small drink and six fucking French toast sticks. You charge six dollars for that. They charge you five dollars For the six fucking French toast sticks.
Speaker 1:So you might as well jump it up a dollar too, just to get the other shit.
Speaker 2:You might as well, just get two. You might as well just get two, because six isn't going to fucking fill you up.
Speaker 1:Twelve will they used to have a dollar menu at the McDonald's? Gonna fucking fill you up 12. Will they used to have a dollar menu at the mcdonald's? It used to literally be a dollar now.
Speaker 2:It's a value menu. There is no value menu. Oh, they just took it away, although to get all together finally.
Speaker 1:Okay, so they used to be enough. They used to be a dollar. It's now almost four dollars now for that same thing, bro.
Speaker 2:How much is an apple pie? Do you remember when apple pies were dollars?
Speaker 1:a dollar for two yeah, it was like two for a dollar yeah, they used to be two.
Speaker 2:For how much are they? They're like 354 dollars now are you kidding? I'm not joking with you, bro. They raise. That is the. That's my thing. Yeah, when it comes to fast food, I don't really have a specific thing inside of a store, but, yeah, fast food is just outrageous it's becoming not worth it.
Speaker 1:I made the mistake of going with five guys right oh, you can't do that.
Speaker 2:I, but here's Five Guys was expensive back in the day.
Speaker 1:Yes. So I went to Five Guys it was me, my girl, my three kids. It's $100. It was $100. I know this.
Speaker 2:Bro, a burger and fries is $20,.
Speaker 1:nigga we didn't all get fries. We shared two fries.
Speaker 2:That's the sad part, they'll give you a bag of fucking fries. We didn't even get drinks. There was not even drinks. Yeah, don't get a milkshake, it's like $8. Oh, there were no milkshakes.
Speaker 1:There was no milkshakes, no drinks, it was just burgers and fries.
Speaker 2:Now shout out to them for allowing the maximum amount. If you want to get a suicide shake and wine, all the flavors and wine, you tried that. No, I would never do that. That's stupid, but I do. I do banana, peanut butter and bacon. That's the shake I get. Do they actually throw bacon in there? Yeah, it's actual bacon. It's fucking delicious and it fills you up on its own by itself, along with the burger and fries what kind of shake?
Speaker 1:what flavored shake?
Speaker 2:is it? It's banana, peanut butter and fucking bacon. Sounds gross as fuck, bro. It's a meal within a mill, my nigga. It's a cold meal I have. No, it's sweet and savory, bro. There's nothing wrong with it. Bro, have you ever had chicken and waffles? You piece of shit? No, I've never. Dude. Have you ever had the fucking uh? I've had uh, bacon on a donut. Okay, that's close, that's. That's sweet and savory. Okay, there we go.
Speaker 1:Then I don't have to ask my question. I don't not fuck with sweet and savory, I just never had occasions on it, fair enough. If you ever eat pancakes or whatever and you like sausage or whatever and the syrup, that goes into your.
Speaker 2:I fucking hate sausage. It's way too salty for me. I have to have bacon. I'm a bitch, depends on what kind of sausage Bacon is salty as hell Nah bacon's different, bro, bacon's different, I guess. If you get a bunch of fat pieces it is Do you have a topic or do you want me to get?
Speaker 1:to one.
Speaker 2:I got one.
Speaker 1:So this is, according to Pope Francis. Okay, and this is kind of a little hot topic. Overpopulation is a myth. We need more children.
Speaker 2:Fuck him. I think he'll be molesting children. Get the fuck out of here. We don't need more children. You piece of shit.
Speaker 1:He stood against it, though For a little bit, for a little bit Key word.
Speaker 2:Then it's like a joining.
Speaker 1:It was when he first got in Over here.
Speaker 2:He did his party and shit, pita.
Speaker 1:All day Absence makes the heart grow fonder. That sinks in whenever I leave the beautiful Shenandoah Valley. It's good to be back home. Oh my god, I don't want to read your fucking quote.
Speaker 2:Fuck you assholes for making him feel important, you guys are stupid.
Speaker 1:This is some fucking yeah, Alright.
Speaker 2:I got one for for you. Woman mauled to death. Woman mauled to death. Posted video of her dancing with xl bully. It's a pit bull. It's a really big ass version of the pit bull to song saying I don't give a fuck about the breed being banned. Another video posted by nicole marais, who was named locally as the 23 year old woman mauled to death by a dog in ireland on tuesday, appears to show her pets in a caption. But if one of us dies, I hope I die first. Well, you got your wish, lady from ireland.
Speaker 2:The woman, who was named locally as nicole marie, was killed on tuesday evening at the house in Bollingeedy County, limerick. At around 11.40 pm Her body was taken to the University Hospital, limerick for a post-mortem. Irish broadcaster RTE said the dog involved in the attack was understood to be an ex-elbow. What the fuck did I just read? Did I just have a stroke? No, you read that twice. No, it says her body was taken to the university hospital, limerick for post mortem. And then it's a period and it says Irish broadcaster RTE said the dog involved in the attack was understood to be. Okay, I did have a stroke. That was normal. According to her social media, ms have a stroke. That was normal. According to her social media, miss marie was a loving owner of what appears to be an xl bully.
Speaker 1:It's xl bully by the way it's basically like a little short, short, stubby, little snub-nosed pitbull, jesus christ no, I'm cool, I don't need that stress you're shaking your shit, god damn uh, this picture jesus christ, no, that dog, no, no you're not coming in my house. It's like the dog shit's bigger than me. It's like the terry cruise of dogs. Yeah, do you know?
Speaker 2:no, no, no, no, no. So she got mauled to death by her fucking dog. Don't get a dog you can't handle, okay. Don't get a fucking xl bully. They were banned for a reason. Your dumb ass was like oh yeah, bro, yeah man, if one of us dies, let it be me. Well, you got your wish, okay.
Speaker 1:That dog is beautiful, I'm going to give you.
Speaker 2:you know, don't do that. Don't get XL bullies and then talk shit on camera and then end up dying the same way you said you didn't give a fuck. You died loving what you do, Getting mauled to death by dogs.
Speaker 1:You didn't have a good trainer.
Speaker 2:Well, your trainer was 23. You didn't have a good trainer? Well, your trainer was 23. You didn't have a man in your life, an Irish. You know you failed off tops.
Speaker 1:When you get shaky around dogs, they feed off their energy, so you just got to be stout.
Speaker 2:Fucking stupid ass, lady, dude, fucking dumb. Fuck, I got one more topic bro.
Speaker 1:You're going to sit there and fold under the pressure, stupid ass motherfucker.
Speaker 2:Okay, I got a funny story we can edit on this. Bro, You're going to laugh. A dating app for lesbians will use facial recognition technology to exclude trans women from signing up. The app LAP has been created. That's what it's called. It's L-apostrophe-A-P-P. It's called LAP. It's called lesbian. It's an app.
Speaker 1:It's a lesbian version of an app Very innovative.
Speaker 2:Created by gender-critical campaigner Jenny Watson and will scan a prospective user's face via their smartphone, allegedly being able to detect if a woman is cis or trans with 99% accuracy. Now notice I said allegedly and I didn't say for sure with 99% accuracy. 32 year old town planner Watson told the mail on Sunday that there is no female only dating apps at the moment and lesbians need an app which they can use without being messaged by trans-identified males. That's pretty exclusive right there. Research by Pink News previously found the most top dating apps, such as Tinder, okcupid, hinge, grindr. If you're using OkCupid, cupid or hinge, you're a fucking old millennial weirdo, or maybe I'm just old I don't know, tinder is the only one I'm familiar with those other two just seem like
Speaker 1:scams that's new, that's like new age shit, you're, you're old, you're actually the old millennial.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think hinge is new, but ok, cupid was before tinder bro seriously I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure I've known nothing about?
Speaker 2:I don't know nothing about that life so I bring up those four apps tinder, ok, cupid, hinge and grinder. All of those, all trans inclusive apps have zero tolerance policies when it comes to transphobia. On their platform, watson claimed the technology analysts analyzes facial features such as bone structure and positioning of a person's eyes, eyebrows and nose, and is also able to detect if someone is holding up an image of a woman to a camera by noting physical movements, blinking in heat emissions Impressive. She was quoted as saying anytime I've joined a lesbian dating app any other dating app myself, I get banned, said Watson.
Speaker 2:To avoid trans-identified males, I will always write a little blurb nothing disrespectful saying my preference is for women. Please respect my boundaries, bitch, you know damn well. It was like I'm a TERF. If you're trans, you're fucking disgusting. You're a fake woman. It's like you were saying something like that. If you're getting banned off of these apps, you were saying something that wasn't tasteful in any kind of way, that couldn't be seen as respectful. Your boundaries can go fuck itself, lady. And she's quoted as also saying and every time I do, I get banned on these apps. I was asked to put down my most controversial opinion, so I wrote wrote that JK Rowling was right and was banned for that. It's insane. What were you saying? Sounds like a Republican? Oh, she definitely does.
Speaker 2:Oh, jeepers Last year her the world's largest sapphic dating app for lesbian, bisexual and queer people, faced conservative vitriol for welcoming trans and non-binary people. The pile on her face resulted in its ex-Twitter account being temporarily suspended on Lesbian Invisibility Day, which is apparently April 26th, after people reported it in mass. So okay, as well as this so-called gender-critical male activist even took to creating their own accounts on her in a bid to catch out trans women using it to find love, only to end up exposing one another instead. In response, the team at her doubled down on their policies and came out swinging for trans inclusive by sending a push notification to 10 uh to the app, to 10 million plus users, telling transphobia transphobes to delete it from their phones. Okay, jesus christ um.
Speaker 1:May the force be with you. What?
Speaker 2:may. Yeah, yeah, I don't know about all that, but the reason why I brought this app up is because this lady who decided to make lap lay app, lap um, she made the app and she decided to use the facial recognition herself and it actually came back that she was a trans woman.
Speaker 2:So 99% accuracy. Do you want to tell us about your past, ms Watson, or do you want to go back on saying that 99% accuracy? And also, if you're holding up a picture and it records heat emissions and facial movements, because obviously it doesn't, if it just called you a trans woman. So this is, and you call yourself a woman, from what I understand right.
Speaker 1:So this is an app that you live by, that, uh 32 year old woman town planner watson that said 90. There's a 99 chance that you're trans or you're a man 32-year-old town planner Watson.
Speaker 2:Yes, there is a 99% chance that she is trans. So how does that make you feel when you're using apps, I guess under a false identity, as you claim?
Speaker 1:Come on, dude, why do trans people have to catch all this flack? They already got a deal with straight people. Well, no, you were over here defending the bullshit with Dave Chappelle bro. Oh yeah, it was hilarious.
Speaker 2:It's just stupid.
Speaker 1:That doesn't mean that's why they catch the flack because you got stupid motherfuckers, you got niggas punching down for no reason, bro.
Speaker 2:That's why they catch the flack.
Speaker 1:You can't compare a comedian to a person like trying to do a policy on an app.
Speaker 2:Ginny Watson's a definite asshole.
Speaker 1:I was a comedian and that was hilarious. By the way, and I'll just put this out there you don't fuck what you are. The fact that this app said that nah, bitch you a fucking trans. You dumb broad your lump on your fucking neck. Tells me there's a 99% chance that you're a fucking dude.
Speaker 2:I just gotta say Shout out for anybody, anybody who stiffed me in the past and didn't have my back. That's all I'm gonna say to that. That's all I'm gonna say to all that.
Speaker 1:Stop shitting on these fucking trans. Let them be happy, leave them alone. Let them get on the lesbian apps. Let them get on the gay apps. Let them get on the gay apps. I'm not dude, I would never be on the apps. This doesn't affect me, but even if it did, affect me shit.
Speaker 2:If I'm on Tinder, you got trans people on that. If I'm not into that, you see trans people. So if that affects me there, I don't give a shit about it there. So I'm not gonna care. Fucking app. That I have nothing to do with either.
Speaker 1:I believe trans should be equal do whatever all that shit. But if you're gonna do whatever the fuck you want, if you're gonna get clowned on by a comedian, hey, you catch that smoke like everybody else does you can't sit there. You can't sit there and laugh at like somebody making fun of fat people or women eating disorders.
Speaker 2:Only they got black jokes. I'll laugh at all the black jokes specifically. Only how about that?
Speaker 1:so trans should be able to laugh at trans jokes like that shouldn't be out of the realm. Yeah, I don't give a. That's what I'm saying. I don't like black people anyways. Okay, so trans should be able to laugh at trans jokes. Right, that's got to be just out.
Speaker 2:Really, come on, dude, you're right everyone should be able to laugh at them, everybody should be like. You can't just simply laugh at this negative shit about fast something has to be off limits, then we're all children in the end. If we're gonna make something completely off limits let's just poke fun of when we poke fun of literally 99% of the fucking world.
Speaker 1:It's a fucking comedian.
Speaker 2:Both this bitch is not a comedian we make rape and molest and molestion jokes as not we. I'm not a fucking comedian, you're not a comedian, but motherfuckers make rape and molest and molest and jokes as not we. I'm not a fucking comedian, you're not a comedian, but motherfuckers make rape and molest and jokes. Don't get canceled, motherfuckers will go to those shows and still watch.
Speaker 1:the shit Deliver a good because no one says a fucking word.
Speaker 2:So it's like if you're going to try in, I get you're right, just don't laugh at shit. I'm being an asshole for trying to shield trans people from jokes. No, everyone's going to get ridiculed at some point they should all be ridiculed and it should be okay.
Speaker 1:We all get ridiculed.
Speaker 2:There's fucking a million black jokes that motherfuckers make all the fucking time. So, we all get ridiculed. It's part of the American experience. Honestly, I would rather have it be everyone feels welcome, but obviously America is not like that Well that's what I'll say.
Speaker 1:You getting including a joke should make you feel welcome. You shouldn't look at the comedian as being like the social standard of how like people should. It's a fucking comedian, dude, Come on. Dave Chappelle has said some crazy ass shit about everything.
Speaker 2:You got accused of being a crackhead a few years ago, dude, he had the racist Olympics on his show.
Speaker 1:Have you seen the Dave Chappelle show? His first episode was Clayton Bigsby Dude. He had the one with the wife family and there were the N-I-G-G-E-R's and he was the delivery man. That is true, that is true, come on.
Speaker 2:That is very true.
Speaker 1:Come on, nobody should be shielded. It's just a comedian dude. You shouldn't take him serious. Anyways, you're right, you're right? Um well, shit. So what's a good note? Fuck republicans and fuck democrats.
Speaker 2:Fuck democrats, fuck republicans. You guys are both fucking pieces of shit and you both only care about yourselves, and I hate all of you collectively. I'm not a republican.
Speaker 1:I'm. I'm a. I hate every. What's a centrist, dude. They're the worst. Don't call yourself a centrist. I'm a. I hate everyone. What's a centrist?
Speaker 2:Dude, they're the worst. Don't call yourself a centrist.
Speaker 1:I'm a centrist, I'm in the middle.
Speaker 2:We're, we're not even, we're not affiliated with any. Yes, that's where I am at. That's, that's the best thing to be. I'm fuck everybody. I'm, I'm team fuck everyone same time.
Speaker 1:What is that? I don't know. I don't know, but if we find a political party, I'll join them immediately.
Speaker 2:I don't podcast at peace bristlescom hit us, quit us, whatever it is. Uh, yes, yes, and eventually we're gonna record. I'm just depressed right now, guys, I'm gonna. I'm going through a tough time, but eventually I'm gonna get out of this fucking tough time and I'm gonna be ready to record, so just hang in there uh, I hate life and I hate everyone. And don't take people's words. Don't motherfucking take people's word for face value. Niggas lie. Motherfuckers will lie to you to your fucking face, day in and day out, straight up.
Speaker 1:That's what I'll say.
Speaker 2:I'm not Kevin Samuels. I didn't say men or women, I just said motherfuckers in general. Okay, fuck you guys. I love everybody.
Speaker 1:Thank you.