Speaker 2 0:10

you are now locked in to the pc principles podcast off the ghost happy friday everybody welcome to the pc principles podcast.

Speaker 1 0:24

Oh wait, you guys get this on Monday. Cancel that, cancel that. Abort, abort, abort.

Speaker 2 0:31

I got to make sure I don't talk too loud. We turned up the mic strength. I'm going to turn mine down a little. I am too drunk to be trying to not talk loud. Bro, Turn mine down just a tad.

Speaker 1 0:41

We don't believe in that man. We Turn mine down just a tad.

Speaker 2 0:44

We don't believe in that man. We're a Christian house here.

Speaker 1 0:47

This is a Mormon home.

Speaker 2 0:50

Praise be to Hala and Bala and Hala Shout out to you brave soldiers that are dating people with legitimate mental health problems, like your partner's dealing with narcissism or bipolar disorder.

Speaker 1 1:03

Soldiers that are dating people.

Speaker 2 1:08

No, I'm just saying you're a savage or a soldier. If your partner is dealing with something like that and you're trying to be supportive, that shit is taxing, and remember that you're a person too.

Speaker 1 1:16

Okay, just remember that Shout out to those deal-home people that have a screw loose and just know that everybody's got their screw loose okay. Sometimes mine might be lo a screw loose and just know that everybody's got their screw loose okay. Sometimes my no, no, no, no, no, no don't say that.

Speaker 2 1:28

Don't say everyone has a screw loose, because that encourages people with screws loose to continue to have those screws loose. You got to encourage those people to seek out help and a lot of the times those people with those mental health issues don't like to seek help out because they don't want to find out the truth.

Speaker 1 1:43

I just don't believe that there isn't. I believe that everybody's crazy in some sort of way. That's what I mean, but I don't think there's any. Who's the actual like for real, for a normal person, like there's people that lead like their lives or whatever, online, or a politician, or like just a regular person that's like, seems normal, acts normal, does normal things, but you don't know, I think everybody has a screw loose in their head in one way, shape or form. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 2:11

Okay, fine, some might be more loose than others there, I'll agree with that whatevs. I don't have to.

Speaker 1 2:15

I don't have to die on that hill, that's fine, yeah but mine is definitely, uh, two fucking turns looser than some others, but it's right.

Speaker 2 2:24

My high ass went all the way to the weed store before we started our podcast. I drove there and I had headphones on, so I was like, oh, you walked here. So when I left the cannabis store, I decided to walk almost all the way home. So that's my high story for the day. It's really fun, let's see, I got to get my shit together because this podcast episode, along with our last one, hasn't been posted because we got to pay. So we got to get our shit together. Oh my God.

Speaker 1 2:52

I know Right, kill you right now.

Speaker 2 2:54

I know Right.

Speaker 1 2:55

You're fired. I know Right, dude. Why don't you just fucking text me that so I could Venmo you some shit?

Speaker 2 3:01

I told you the price of it the last time we recorded, bro, and I was like I'm broke as fuck right now. Oh my God, I'm getting paid on Tuesday.

Speaker 1 3:09

It's all good, but yeah, Just to let you guys know we're just some regular degulars. This is the struggle of the real capitalist society world. I hope you guys can feel us on that. If you're a rich prick listening to this, send us somebody. We we're gonna have our cash up pretty soon if you want to support it, that, that.

Speaker 2 3:28

If not, you know, just hit us bro. If you only make 50k in the in the in the bay area, you're. That's a death wish. Even if you don't have children, you're trying to take care of yourself. It's a death wish, dude. 100k is poverty level right now, that's where it's at nigga. You know what I would do with 100k? I would go crazy. My mouth would water 24 7 like it would salivate fully dude.

Speaker 1 3:45

You know they say, like more money, more problems.

Speaker 2 3:48

I kid you not, I would love to have those problems you know how they say more money, more problems, like I'll have all those more problems. How about that, dude I? How about that?

Speaker 1 3:55

way back then, when I was making like minimum wage. I was like dude, if I make like, if I make like 1500 to 2000 a month, my life, I no nigga. Then you get there and it's like, okay, now I got a car payment, Now I got a new, more expensive apartment, because I don't live in a home at all. Now I'm not just living off Top Ramen anymore, so it's just like.

Speaker 2 4:15

This con candy wine. I'm so sorry, I'm done.

Speaker 1 4:19

I'm already done off this wine done off this wine and it's it. I've only had a couple of sets. Jesus christ, easy soldier, all right, so a bunch of stuff has gone on this week. Uh, obviously the big one right now it's kind of all over the headlines is your boy, give it to me. Your boy d, your boy dt down to do it. Donald trump, the porn star wrangler hold on, hold, on hold on.

Speaker 2 4:44

You know what I gotta do? Give it a little cry for it.

Speaker 1 4:51

Give it a little cry for that, give it a little cry for that.

Speaker 2 4:54

Give it a little cry for that?

Speaker 1 4:58

give me some baby wines. Come on, explain that what happened to him? I'll get into the article. Get into it a little, because AP News always comes with it. I ain't going to lie, ap News comes with articles. Yeah, it cuts straight to the chase. Donald Trump became the first former American president to be convicted of felony crimes Thursday, as a New York jury found him guilty of all 34 charges in a scheme. Very good, ok, very good all 34 charges.

Speaker 2 5:32

What Macho man?

Speaker 1 5:33

Randy Savage approves go ahead. What else do we got for him? Who else got it? Oh shit, he ain't in the lab right now. He ain't fixing shit. He ain't talking to AI or bots.

Speaker 2 5:47

He ain't going to help him. What?

Speaker 1 5:49

They're not going to help him. All 34 charges down your goddamn throat. Do I hear a stunner? Does the whole go by?

Speaker 2 5:58

God yeah yeah, yeah, oh my God, oh my God, he killed him All 34. Off the top ropes, off the hell in a cell.

Speaker 1 6:09

It was unanimous. They broke them in half.

Speaker 2 6:13

For the stripper. It was a stripper. They broke them in half.

Speaker 1 6:21

Oh my God, the crowd goes wild, unless you're a Trump supporter. They're trying to do some violent protest. We got our guns ready for you, sir.

Speaker 2 6:35

Bro, I'm about to defend all of the businesses with a gun, I'm literally going to other states shooting people.

Speaker 1 6:41

They're not going to the stores, they're going to target minorities, dude. That's what? The not going to the stores, they're going to go target minorities, dude.

Speaker 2 6:45

That's what the real issue is. I got to get a bulletproof vest. I got to get my Kevlar bro.

Speaker 1 6:51

Oh my God. So the jury found him guilty on all 34 charges in a scheme to illegally influence the 2016 election through a hush money payment to a porn actor uh, something daniels, I don't know what her name was stoney daniels who said uh, the two had s e x oh, that's probably gross.

Speaker 2 7:15

Yes, I've heard he has a turtle dick. What?

Speaker 1 7:18

is that I'm not?

Speaker 2 7:19

even trying to be fun or no, I think they described where was that? Harvey weinstein. They described harvey weinstein dick I don't know why I know these facts as an egg-shaped dick. But they said, trump's dick is especially skinny at the end. It's like a nub. He's got incredibly tiny hands and a tiny dick.

Speaker 1 7:36

That's why he acts like this. You just flick it to play with it. That's all you can do, Dude. Well, Stormy daniels didn't earn that thing.

Speaker 2 7:47

She didn't earn her job if all you have to do is flick it.

Speaker 1 7:48

That's not enough. Yeah, she started playing with it like the world's smallest violin so oh my god. Trump sat stone-faced speaking of which, uh, while the verticals read as cheering from the street below could be heard in the hallway on the courthouse, 15th floor, where the decision was revealed more than nine hours after nine hours of deliberations.

Speaker 1 8:13

So, uh, some of these charges of the 34 you guys are curious uh, the jurors, oh god, I'm fumbling, I'm fumbling the jurors say they unanimously agree that Trump falsified business records to conceal a $130,000 hush money payment this nigga used business records to pay Stormy Daniels' ass off.

Speaker 2 8:34

Yes, nigga, you didn't have that in the bank.

Speaker 1 8:35

Being a billionaire, you stupid ass, you're not liquid enough to do that Not to get into the details of each of the specific charges.

Speaker 2 8:43

Nah, I want you to bruh.

Speaker 1 8:45

He was guilty on 11 of 11 charges for invoices for legal services For dick voices, guilty on 11 of 11 charges for checks paid for legal services and guilty on 12 of 12 charges for ledger entries for legal expenses. So basically he just cashed out the white house like this is all taxpayer money, baby let's go.

Speaker 2 9:09

Hey them kids that needed that free lunch. Fuck them kids, nigga, I need to pay this bitch off.

Speaker 1 9:16

I know he's done worse than that. This is like a drop in the bucket, I think of like as bad as his shit, for sure. For sure he's done worse as his shit.

Speaker 2 9:23

For sure, for sure. I'm just happy that this is out in the open, mr Locker Room Jock Talk himself gets finally he gets some karma. It feels good. It feels good All of us snowflakes out. There can be a little more snowy, you can be a little more snowflakey today. Knowing he had all 34 charges, oh yeah, easily. I'm hitting the Harlemlem shake. I'm juiced. I got my cotton candy wine because I'm a liberal, so it's got to be extra fruity so here's what he could be facing with those charges.

Speaker 1 9:52

what the uh? This is just like kind of blanket state, but on charges such as this, the falsifying business record charges, carry up to four years behind bars. Though Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg would not say Thursday whether prosecutors intend to seek imprisonment, and it's not clear whether the judge If he didn't say it, he ain't gonna seek it. He a bitch. Well, that would be screwed up if he's convicted of all these charges and he doesn't face any, you think an ex-president's going to jail.

Speaker 2 10:23

You're fucking crazy, fucking crazy, bro. I'll bet money on that. I'll bet a dollar. That would be a negative.

Speaker 1 10:27

If he gets all these charges hit and he's not going to jail I guarantee it well then, it's all a fucking waste at the most house arrest, but he's not getting any jail time.

Speaker 2 10:35

I'm telling you right now, it's not what fear. Logistically, when you're a president, you get secret service for the rest of your life. How would you have secret service in jail?

Speaker 1 10:45

here's the other fucked up part about if he doesn't go to jail. It says here the conviction and even imprisonment will not bar trump from continuing his white house pursuit. I'm done, are you?

Speaker 2 10:55

kidding me, bro, I'll make his bitches. This is all a waste of time. This is all an illusion. It's all an illusion, bro. This was a song and pony dance show my nigga like. This is some bullshit. We're all being fucking collectively laughed at right now by rich motherfuckers. The 1% is still making fun of us. I just want you guys to know that right now.

Speaker 1 11:12

You guys are all fucking part of the problem. You're using government money to change.

Speaker 2 11:15

Including me.

Speaker 1 11:17

You're having sex with a stripper.

Speaker 2 11:18

okay, You're grabbing them by the penan and Republicans penan and republicans will still back them up after all of that dude. Can you imagine obama was doing that, bro?

Speaker 1 11:28

they would start lynching black people, they would start hanging black people from straight up off, top, off, tops.

Speaker 2 11:32

They'd be like obama's evil. I'm hanging your ass.

Speaker 1 11:35

Oh yeah, that's the devil right there you're the devil you're the devil, your skin's dark like this, you're the devil.

Speaker 2 11:41

They were saying that when he was wearing a tattoo what is this the? When he was wearing a tan suit, they were like what is?

Speaker 1 11:43

this the devil. He's wearing a tan suit. How?

Speaker 2 11:47

dare you disgrace the white house? Condoleezza rise. I'm so sorry. I don't know why I thought of that. Out of all the things, I'm so sorry can't understand.

Speaker 1 12:01

You go back to your country. Quiet back bro. Shout out to fucking dames, just real I understand you Go back to your country. Why that?

Speaker 2 12:06

Bro shout out to fucking Dave. Just real quick side note. Shout out to Dave Chappelle for A making that his fucking intro episode to the series and B shout out for him for condemning motherfucking Israel.

Speaker 2 12:19

Bro, oh did he, he went on stage and was like how dare you pay money to boo me? This nigga went on a 10-minute or 20-minute rant on how fucking Israel is fucking totally genociding Palestine. So every once in a while a broken clock is right. Okay, he's a bitch-ass nigga the majority of the time talking about trans people, in my opinion, at the very least. Oh come on, dude, he's great. No man, dude, you're punching down. We're all on the same fucking side. Obviously not you, because you're filthy, fucking rich and you're a comedian.

Speaker 1 12:49

Everybody should be able to be laughed at.

Speaker 2 12:52

To make dude, that's the basis of your fucking show is to make fun of trans people and triple and quadruple and step tuple down.

Speaker 1 13:00

It's just annoying, bro. I found it hilarious, though it was a little much.

Speaker 2 13:03

It's a lot, it's just annoying, I found it hilarious, though it was a little much, it's a lot. I don't do a little strong. I can laugh at everybody. I can laugh at black people, white people fucking, asians, nigga, trans people, gay people by. I can laugh at anybody.

Speaker 1 13:13

Well, did you find some of it or any of it funny?

Speaker 2 13:15

no, it was just like bros, move on, move on, bro, move the fuck on don't tell a whole story about your trans friend not caring about your transphobic jokes and then end it with a bunch of transphobic jokes and then your next show is pretty much based on being transphobic. It's like, bro, what the fuck are we doing? Make some regular jokes, be political or something my nigga like.

Speaker 1 13:36

Get the fuck out of here with this I don't think, I don't want to be a john type of nigga.

Discussion on Cynicism and Politics

Speaker 2 13:39

I don't want to tell you what I like to make you obviously more palatable towards me. But just get off the fucking jokes, move on. Make fun of anything else. Make fun of poor people, bro, I don't give a shit.

Speaker 1 13:51

I don't think he was trans. I don't think he's transphobic, even considering all those jokes. Just move on, just move on. He was laying it on pretty thick though.

Speaker 2 13:58

He was laying it on pretty thick. Thank you, yeah yeah, I'm not even trying to be a snowflake. Just move on to some new jokes, some new material. I get it. You can make fun of trans people. You can tell whole stories that end up as jokes. Making fun of trans people, tell some other stories. That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 2 14:13

That's it fair enough I'm not trying to tell you what to what to joke about, but just move on. That's it, yeah. Yeah, I hear you make fun of some black people. Bro, you could just hack it up and be like white people walk like this. Black people walk like this. When a white guy walks and talks, he does this, and when a black guy talks, he's like yo man. You could do that, oh dude let's play it out, dude.

Speaker 1 14:33

Just move on bro. Just move on, bro, Nobody makes fun of trans dude.

Speaker 2 14:37

You're going to have some. Just move on, bro. That's all I'm saying. But shout out to him I don't want to ruin it, I want to overshadow it. He supports palestine, so he's mildly okay, I guess.

Speaker 1 14:49

Right, in some sort of fucked up way, because we're all complicated human beings um, I know I am, I'm a complicated human being, you know dude, there was some some uh, I don't know what lady it was, but I saw a little quick video and she was like heck of livid, like she was like oh, you need to send us like precision strike missiles, because if you don't send us these precision strike missiles, then guess what's going to happen? We're going to end up sending unprecise missiles and, instead of targeting this, what we need to be targeting, it's going to be targeting 10 random things, or what, or stuff like that. It's like so you do you want us to do that? Because if so, we're gonna do that. We're just gonna send 10 unguided missiles and it's gonna destroy whatever.

Speaker 1 15:30

So if you guys don't send us these precision strike missiles, then that's just where the heck was gonna happen. I'm like you, ignorant. I'll slap the shit out of you right now. If you guys can see my face, bro, and this was like at like some political, like hearing, like type. I'm just like like this is what we have to lead the free world, or like the world in general, like all these people that put that in.

Speaker 2 15:56

These are like just just have them chill out in one of those, those rooms that are super cold, that like are supposed to be good for your joints. What is that? What is it called? One of those freezing rooms?

Speaker 1 16:08

those like cryo rooms.

Speaker 2 16:09

Have her be in a cryo room for like five minutes. Brad, just chill that. Chill that ass out, because I don't know what the fuck you're talking about right now, but you're wiling look if you're on some other shit about, like, let's just, let's just start nuking them start what you need you need to do.

Speaker 1 16:23

Wipe them off the fucking face of the earth, Fuck them. Just be like come here, come here, come here. Just step right over to the side. Secret security grabs you All. Right here, come over here. Black bag over your head, You're taken to. Guantanamo, You're taken and then you open your eyes.

Speaker 2 16:50

They pull the bag out and you're looking at a bunch of missiles, just like they're like, guess where. You're going in a missile, you're getting strapped on this, shot straight at the sun. We're gonna start testing this. We're going, futurama, on you. We're gonna put you in a missile and shoot you into the sun.

Speaker 1 16:55

We're gonna try to hit the sun with you I know this thing only goes five miles into the air, but you know what? We're gonna try to hit the sun with your eyes right now. We're going for it, we're going for it. But you know what? We're going to try to hit the sun with your eyes right now. We're going for it. We're going for it, bro, we're not putting up with this shit, why?

Speaker 2 17:08

Okay, I don't know. I'm bloodthirsty, I don't care, I'm bloodthirsty, I'm an evil person. I'm sorry, I'm bloodthirsty, I am.

Speaker 1 17:14

You need to join Rio's coalition.

Speaker 2 17:19

I didn't say I was a psycho loser.

Speaker 1 17:22

They're called the.

Speaker 2 17:22

Pitchfork Clunthers Fucking poser ass they go like if you don't follow me, then it's all bad.

Speaker 1 17:28

They're going to hit it with the Warriors, like politicians come out to play.

Speaker 2 17:34

No, no, he'll pay someone to do that they ain't doing it themselves.

Speaker 1 17:37

Not even clanking two bottles, you'd be clanking two iPhones together.

Speaker 2 17:41

I think I'm just cynical. I don't give a shit about anything anymore because it's all just bullshit.

Speaker 2 17:46

I think that's where I'm at, hearing the fact that Trump is for sure dude like I'll bet a dollar on it right now he's not going to go to jail. He's not going to and he can still run for fucking president as a result. Go fuck yourself. Wasted months of weeks of time and how much taxpayers fucking money doing this song and pony dance to show that he's a bad guy, when we already fucking knew that republicans aren't gonna all of a sudden concede that he's bad. They don't give a fuck. They showed that he didn't give a fuck with all of his shenanigans.

Speaker 2 18:19

The fact that we're doing this and we're not gonna send him to jail and I know we're not gonna send him to fucking jail okay, what are we doing? Why are we wasting money that could have gone to schools for kids I could have gone to cars for kids. I could have gone to like some non-profit organization to be funneled to some nigga's pockets or something I don't know. Anything's better than wasting time and fucking tv and shit for no fucking reason. Or am I crazy? I'm just a cynical piece of shit. Just tell me that and I can just. I'll shut up, just call me a cynical piece of shit.

Speaker 1 18:50

It's okay, I get it well, it's hard to not be cynical when you see the world the way it is, when you see when you like, expose, excuse this whole like little look, dude, I don't give a shit.

Speaker 2 19:00

I'm a grown man. Do you think I give a fuck about what's going on with your nose?

Speaker 1 19:04

Yeah, Like what the fuck? It's a piercing. Guys Don't worry about it. You guys can't see it on the radio, but it's a piercing.

Speaker 2 19:12

We're going to go live soon and this nigga's nose is going to be drooling and you're going to understand why he has two paper towels in there.

Speaker 1 19:20

No, but once you start seeing all that stuff, it's hard to not see. It's cynical, bro, I'm fucking cynical.

Speaker 2 19:26

I don't. I was called cynical today. I was called negative today by my ex. You are negative.

Speaker 1 19:33

It's not my fault, though. Well, you got to. Here's the thing.

Speaker 2 19:38

I've lived through all of this bullshit, dude, when I graduated from high school. We're going through a fucking recession. You know how hard it was to find a fast food fucking job. Yeah, it was actually hard like a fast food job bro. Oh yeah, it actually took effort. It shouldn't take any effort to work fast food. They should be like oh, you're willing to come here? Cool, yeah, start today asshole.

Speaker 1 20:01

You know what me and this dude was talking about? Huh, we're talking about like it was funny, I don't know how we got in the conversation, but for some reason, like we knew hell of people Like friends or acquaintances or coworkers or whatever, and they all have like they all have.

Speaker 2 20:17

Can you tell your brother to adopt me please? No, here's where I'm going.

Speaker 1 20:22

They all have houses or something handed down and I'm like my parents like let their house go.

Speaker 2 20:29

They were like they broke up and they let their house go house. I don't have shit, dude, nothing. Both of my parents got like 80k. They're they're not leaving shit to me or my sister no, no, there's, there's, there's.

Speaker 1 20:44

There's no retirement, there's no anything. There's nothing coming my way at all. You know what at all?

Speaker 2 20:50

if my mom was like walking around with like a birkin bag and my dad had like a fucking diamond grill or something, I can't even understand that. Okay, like the nigga, like I, I. Why there's no 80k, 60k, 50k being left to us, no 10k whatever.

Speaker 1 21:04

You niggas ain't walking around with nothing, bro, I'll take a boom box at this point Like, come on, dude, I'll take anything, Anything bro. I'll take anything and I'm looking around. I'll take fart in the wind and some bats Dude.

Speaker 2 21:14

I'm talking to my coworkers Like oh yeah.

Speaker 1 21:17

Like there's kind of a line between us millennials or whatever, to where you have one half, that's like halves, and that's considered like if you have a house being passed down in the Bay Area, you're already a millionaire so that's like damn near that's a generational wealth being passed down to you, Happening in front of my eyes, nigga Eyes dude Makes me want to just start robbing people.

Speaker 2 21:49

Blind, bro, or they help them down payment house.

Speaker 1 21:53

They're paying like they got a house. They're paying like half the price of everybody else's paying for rent, and this is a house that you own, that's just like oh my god, I'm like bro, why does everybody? Know gossip shit. I'm looking around, I'm just looking around, I'm like all right, what I got, what I got coming I got, I got bills, bills when I die, I swear to god I'm gonna roll the dice better this time.

Speaker 2 22:13

Bro, I'm not all right. What I got, what I got coming I got, I got bills, bills. When I die, I swear to god I'm gonna roll the dice better this time. Bro, I'm not gonna be born to some regular degular ass nigga. Having the last name ford is useless if you're not white. Not only am I just gonna say this right now on the air.

Speaker 1 22:24

Having the last name ford useless dude not helping you can't throw your last name on here, I can't. I just did. I don't give a shit. All right, so not only, not only am I not getting shit hunter, what's up, doc, I'm gonna have bills. When they get older I'm gonna have to take, throw money in a pot, more money in a pot that I don't have to take care of, this person that birthed me, that doesn't have anything. So I I'm going to have to take care of you and throw money towards hospital shit. And that's not what.

Speaker 1 22:57

I'm saying that's a bad thing, I'm just saying I'm just looking around and the landscape and I'm just like then you start getting cynical, I get it, I get it, I get the cynicism. And then you look over there and be like, oh yeah, trump's going to jail. Then you see, oh, the wealth trickled down is like full effect. The most billionaires, millionaires over the last 10 years created a shitload of millionaires and billionaires. That wealth transfer increased over the last 10 years.

Speaker 2 23:24

I missed out on all of it. I missed out on Bitcoin, I missed out on fucking dumbass Dogecoin when it went up in inflation.

Speaker 1 23:32

I fucking hate life, bro you know what's hella funny about the whole? You know what's funny about the bitcoin thing? I was gonna invest in bitcoin. I was gonna invest in bitcoin as a joke when I was in college. Oh my god, you know how much bitcoin was at that time? I was gonna be like I'll throw 100 bucks in there. Guess how much bitcoin was? It was like 30 cents. Dude, if I were to put 100 bucks in that bitcoin I'm just gonna breathe that time, I'm just gonna try and breathe I would have bought like a fucking how much is that shit?

Speaker 2 24:04

like at least like 300 times that by 60 000, 60 000 times. Right now I'm so angry.

Speaker 1 24:11

I look back, I'm like I should have just fucking joked around, but I would have sold that shit once it got to 100. So I would have fucked myself anyways, I'm genuinely angry, right now, I would have never held it. I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 24:24

I'm fucking genuinely angry right now with Trump not going to jail With me. It's not even my parents' fault.

Speaker 1 24:34

I'm just gonna be honest, it's not anyone's fault, it is what it is.

Speaker 2 24:36

It's not ford, it's not, it's not anything like that. It's not anything like that. But also, I want to let you know that my favorite podcast and also my ex-favorite podcast, bro joe rogan, and last podcast on the left, they all reveal their last names and their name on there.

Speaker 1 24:53

Wait, wait, are they gone? Do you still list?

Inappropriate Behavior and Political Provocations

Speaker 2 24:54

the last podcast on the left, they replaced Ben Kissel because he got in trouble for being a drunk weirdo. So, yeah, yeah, he can't be 6'7 and be a weirdo he was doing that.

Speaker 1 25:04

Dan Harmon, shit from Rick and Morty Abusive.

Speaker 2 25:08

Yeah, like leaving threatening calls and text messages. Yeah, like leaving threatening calls and text messages and shit. It's like nigga, you're 6'7". You can't be doing that, bro. You're too big for that.

Speaker 1 25:16

You're literally too big, Like if there's a cutoff.

Speaker 2 25:18

You already passed the cutoff for being able to do that.

Speaker 1 25:20

So it went down, Like the podcast quality went down or what I don't fuck with them because I was a.

Speaker 2 25:24

Ben Kissel, marcus Parks, henry Zebrowski ass nigga.

Speaker 2 25:29

And if you don't have Ben Kissel on it, fuck you, nigga, fuck you. I don't care about you, but you don't fuck with him. Yeah, I don't fuck with him. But the fact that you had to replace him, I don't fuck with you guys. So I listen to their old episodes with the three, with my three guys, and I leave it at that. I'm a weirdo. But yeah, what did I bring that up for? What was I bringing that up for? I don't even remember. I have no idea.

Speaker 1 25:52

I have absolutely no clue. I think it was the fact that they threw their names in it. Yeah, they threw their.

Speaker 2 25:56

Yeah, it's exactly why yeah I don't give a shit, dude, but yeah, I really don't care, it's whatever you guys heard him trump supporters.

Speaker 1 26:04

You guys know where he is.

Speaker 2 26:05

Man, suck my dick and balls, bro I'm in oakland, come find me, my nigga. Come on, bro, I'm right here we handballs.

Speaker 2 26:11

A bong. Suck my dick from the back, from the front, from the sides. I'm going to grow a dick on my hip. Suck that, I don't care, bro. What's up? I don't give a shit, bro, I'm not scared of you. I'll egg your car, bro. Hold on, I got some funny news for you. Trump getting off scot-free is not fucking funny in any kind of way. It pisses me off the fact that there's nothing being handed down to me and I'm a millennial and I deserve it. I'm pissed. I'm a main character and I deserve it.

Speaker 1 26:40

Hey, you know what. You know what you do.

Speaker 2 26:42

What's up? What is that? What is that?

Speaker 1 26:43

thing Tighten your bootstraps. What is that Tighten?

Speaker 2 26:47

pick up, pick yourself, Pull your bootstraps and perpetually, infinitely spin. Oh yeah, because you're in the air already. Anyways, north Korea trash rains onto South Korea, balloon by balloon. Here's what it means, all right, so originally I thought it was like two balloons, right? Cigarette butts, manure, scraps of cloth, waste batteries, even reported diapers. This week North Korea floated hundreds of huge balloons to dump all over that trash. Who the fuck wrote this? To dump all of that trash? Oh, okay, there we go. I'm retarded.

Speaker 2 27:28

Trash across rival South Korea and old-fashioned Cold War-style provocation that the country has rarely used in recent years. The powerful sister of North Korea, leader Kim Jong-un, confirmed Wednesday that North Korea sent balloons and attached trash sacks. She said that they were deployed to make good on her country's recent threat to scatter mounds of waste paper and filth in South Korea in response to leaf fleeting campaigns by south korean activists. Experts say the balloons campaigning is meant to stoke a division in south korea over its conservative government hardline policy on north korea. They also say north korea will also likely launch new types of provocations in coming months to meddle in november's us presidential election. There you go, bud. So that's some funny news. They're sending shit in diapers. So north korea? And I thought, uh, kim jong-un. I thought the dude was still in power, but it's his sister. I guess what? Yeah, they said the powerful sister of north korean leader Kim Jong-un, confirmed Wednesday. Oh, okay, so he's still the leader. My bad, kim Jong-un's the leader, but the sister just confirmed it because oligarchy, I guess.

Speaker 1 28:40

I don't fucking know. She's working in the propaganda Dude, you know she has a job in government.

Speaker 2 28:45

if the fucking leader her brother is the fucking leader, does it?

Speaker 1 28:48

mention in there at all what size these balloons are Reported is it like like blimp? Level balloons, because that's a big ass. I'll show you a video of it. I'll show you a video of it.

Speaker 2 28:59

All right, let's see I mean it's a it's, it's like a weather balloon or something look at that balloon there's, there's, there's shit and there's manure.

Speaker 1 29:05

It looks like it's pretty big right. It looks like it's like five feet by five feet, five feet by five hundred by five feet, so a hundred of those.

Speaker 2 29:12

A hundred.

Speaker 1 29:13

Not a hundred A hundred.

Speaker 2 29:15

Okay, okay, so thousands. So that's petty. I thought I was Tom Petty. That's pretty petty. It's not even anything salvageable Batteries cigarette butts, waste, batteries, diapers, manure you can't even recycle that shit. I'll fucking nuke your shit right now, bro. I'll send mustard gas over right now. I'll fucking get you niggas, bro. Don't try me, bro. Don't be North Korea with the majority of your population starving and try and come at me sideways, because I will fuck your country.

Speaker 1 29:42

You got to respond to flying over and dumping. Nothing but dookie.

Speaker 2 29:45

No, you got to have a nigga in a weather balloon. Shit out of it, bro. Shit out of his butt, bro Full bro. Shit out of his butt, bro, full-on, just live. Shit. Just onto the country, bro.

Speaker 1 29:56

Just fleets of niggas and weathermen shitting all over the floor, bro, and you're right. You're right, we got human niggas you have planes and they all have trap doors under the seats. They're flying over wherever kim jong-un and then all everybody just takes a fucking shit.

Speaker 2 30:10

It's like the Flight of the Valkyries.

Speaker 1 30:12

It's just shit coming from the sky, bro, hitting niggas in the eyes. Pink eyes everywhere, bro.

Speaker 2 30:19

Pink eye everywhere bro.

Speaker 1 30:24

Taco Bell bad milk.

Speaker 2 30:24

You had a nigga drink bad milk for a week straight and then take a shit. Bro, you had you porked him up with cheese and then gave him bad rancid milk and was like nah.

Speaker 1 30:33

And all these soldiers and all these soldiers, your soldier, all these soldiers show up like this is your briefing You're going on a top mission over here, bro.

Speaker 2 30:40

Don't ever send manure to my country when you have to get starving. I will fuck your life up, bro. So you don't do that, don't do that.

Speaker 1 30:48

Your diet before this mission is going to consist of rotten eggs spoiled milk diet before this mission is going to consist of rotten eggs, spoiled milk.

Speaker 2 30:55

My nigga, my country's not starving. We're giving you the worst of. We're giving you rancid potatoes. That's your, that's your diet. We're gonna feed prisoners rancid potatoes for months, not letting them shit, and then we're gonna just release them in a fucking hellstorm of rancid shit from prisoners. Assholes, bro, like don't fuck with me, I am diabolical that's not the most petty shit I've ever fucking.

Speaker 2 31:16

No, I'm diabolical fuck being petty, I'm diabolical nigga like you're getting that dirty shit bro. Fuck all of y'all. Don't do that. Don't. Don't send manure in dirty diapers, please, oh man what do you got for me because I'm pissed? I'm pissed this is weird.

Speaker 1 31:32

this is a weird one. What's up? So a Southborough teacher is placed on leave after holding a mock slave auction Sick, it's my favorite teacher brah, using racial slur. Superintendent says so. Did they have a mental break? Supposedly like I was reading kind of some of the comments on this article and supposedly like they do that at some schools where they'll have like a slave auction that doesn't teach anything to anyone. It's like it's a fun and games. Like okay, we're going to have an auction of like whatever, and not auction. Like you're going to be a slave, but auction, but auction like you got to do, like what's that? Frat boy shit.

Speaker 2 32:16

How you get a.

Speaker 1 32:16

You got to do icky kinky, icky cookie bro, you got to do what we say. So it's like oh, you get to wear a dress and start cleaning up around the school.

Speaker 2 32:22

You got to pick this cherry up with your butt cheeks and walk across the room and put it into the fucking shot and and then drink it, bro, in under a minute.

Speaker 1 32:31

Under a minute while watching a Diddy video. Watching a.

Speaker 2 32:34

Diddy video. What the fuck I'm sorry, whatever.

Speaker 1 32:38

So anyways we can catch him straight here.

Speaker 1 32:48

Do that, bro. There's this rapper that, like some really really underground rapper that I listen to and I guess when Diddy was whole, uh, when diddy, after the whole shit with cassie, came out the video and you see a live video of of, uh, this rapper I listened to, walking like side by side with diddy and then he saw the camera crews like acid dude, like hey, so you want to comment this? Like a duck into the bushes, bro dude. He sees the camera, then he starts actually real fidgety and then, like as diddy's walking, you see him start fading, fading no, you name that rapper right now his name is king los and I'm like and he and his music is like a bunch of stuff.

Speaker 2 33:29

I'm like sorry.

Speaker 1 33:31

He started posting on like twitter, everybody's like. So what about diddy? So like he killed himself right there, dude that blew himself up, blew himself up, dude.

Speaker 2 33:39

I'm like that, I mean honestly right then, and there you just gotta swing on dude you're done if you see the cameras, just swing on him if you were kicking him with that just swing on that, bro, as hard as you can to make it seem like you was just like, like this is just a game I was just trying to get close to him.

Speaker 1 33:54

See, guys give her the same exact casual treatment grab him by the neck, throw him down.

Speaker 2 33:57

Grab him by the hood, give him two, two kicks to the stomach.

Speaker 1 34:00

My nigga, hey you're a grown man, and not even with the front of your foot.

Speaker 2 34:03

I want heel kicks I want, I want this nigga king lows to be like scuttling down the the hallway in his towel okay, I want this nigga and pdd in Diddy, in some leggings and a hood a too big hood for the nigga.

Speaker 1 34:15

Dude, I want it to be. I want it to be like anime style charge, like you can see your spirit go from his heart. And charges up his leg down to his foot Like shh.

Speaker 2 34:26

Some full on one punch man Serious punch shit. My nigga Serious kick. My nigga Serious kick my nigga.

Speaker 1 34:34

So anyways, back to this little auction thing. Side track, Can you?

Speaker 2 34:38

auction me, can you call, can you, can I be, can I be your, can I be your N-word and can you auction me off the?

Speaker 1 34:45

best I can do is tree fitty.

Speaker 2 34:47

Best you can do is tree. Fuck you, dude. Fuck you, nigga. Why am I talking into the bong like that's gonna? That's gonna like reverb sound. I'm like fuck you nigga like all right.

Speaker 1 34:59

So this is in south borough, massachusetts. Whatever, massachusetts, it's always some shit. That's on the east coast, it's always some fake ass wannabe south.

Speaker 2 35:07

It's never denver I consider you niggas the south, even if you're not in the south, because you do dumb shit like this it's not utah, it's like this it's not Utah, it's not Oregon, it's not Utah.

Speaker 1 35:16

Byu is fucking weird as fuck. I mean I guess, but I mean all this, like Baylor University is fucking whack dude.

Speaker 2 35:28

All this like crazy, like racial stuff and like very like high conservative stuff always is like from like Colorado over. This is my Colorado. It's in New Mexico, it's in Arizona. Remember that town in Arizona who didn't want a mosque being built? I'm just telling y'all, it's everywhere.

Speaker 1 35:40

Dude that was in Juana Creek. No, no, no, I'm not saying the one you're talking about, there was a mosque being built in Juana Creek. They were like, nah, nigga, they were trying to petition for that shit to not be built. Nah, don't build that here, bro we don't need that here.

Speaker 2 35:55

We we're anglo-saxon religion. Only hit niggas with that, niggas with the old school terms for white people we're anglo-saxon religion only I don't see a cross. I don't like it. It scares me. The best I can do is catholic get out of here, the best I could do is waving my AR out the window. I don't even like the Catholics.

Speaker 1 36:15

Speaking of which, you know what I wish I could do. Somebody cut me off viciously earlier today. Or you know how you're trying to merge into a lane and they're speeding up to not let you get in there. Yes, I just want to have a gun and just wave it out the window. Really, do you want to have a gun and just wave it out the window and be like?

Speaker 2 36:33

really you want? You want to play here?

Speaker 1 36:34

guide yourself in with the gun, be like just pointing it to what area I just wave it out the window because you already know it's gonna be gonna back off and I'm just, I'm sorry, just people just be pissing me the fuck off with that shit driving etiquette. Guys. Come on if you're sick. If I'm signaling and you're going slow and I'm signaling for hello long and I'm moving up past you, giving myself at least three to six feet, and I'm merging over here like speed look to like not having merged over, like you're a you are a because you didn't want to go that speed the whole time.

Speaker 1 37:04

You're a because everybody that turns circle, I always let them in.

Speaker 2 37:06

I always let everybody in. Uh, it depends if I think you're going to be going slow I know you don. I'm going to fuck you, Don't get over to go slow in front of me. Bruh, I hate that too.

Speaker 1 37:15

Don't do that. I hate that when they merge over to the fast lane. Slow is slow.

Speaker 2 37:20

How do you merge over slow into the fast lane? That's not even how that works Legally.

Speaker 1 37:24

that's not how that works. It's so annoying. Anyways, back to the topic at the end. Back to the topic. A Southboro teacher has been placed on paid administrative leave after holding a mock slave auction and using the N-word in a pair of incidents earlier this year. The Townsend Public School superintendent said. Superintendent George Martineau, in a letter to family, said the incidents happened in a fifth grade classroom. Jesus fucking Christ. In January and April. The school district has since launched an investigation to identify a series of actions in quote, to learn from its mistakes.

Speaker 1 38:06

Quote I apologize for the events that took place in the public school of Southborough. Martino said I acknowledge that there were missteps in the public school of south borough. Martino said I acknowledge that there were missteps in the process that further complicated the situation. Ultimately, I am responsible for ensuring students are in safe and supportive learning environments. Martin now fucking name, stupid as fuck said the impromptu mock slave auction happened in January during a history lesson about the economy of the southern colonies. The educator asked two children sitting in front of them, who were of color, to stand and the educator and class discussed physical attributes, teeth and strength and all this other stuff. The second incident happened when the same teacher was reading a book to students, according to Martin New. Martin New said the book was recommended by a colleague but was not a part of fifth grade core English language arts curriculum, while reading the book and discussing the book, martin New said the teacher used the N word.

Speaker 1 39:09

It was later brought to the district's attention that the n-word does not appear in the book. He said it was in the book. Dude, it was in the book. I was trying to teach him something about economy, oh my god. But we're judging people based on their teeth and strength. But it was in the book. It's not in the book, fuck.

Speaker 2 39:36

It was not in the book.

Speaker 1 39:38

I was like the.

Speaker 2 39:40

One of the ass eugenics ass.

Speaker 1 39:44

Yeah, you know, I mean in 2024,. I mean, the idea of having a slave auction is just.

Speaker 2 39:50

Really weird, dude. We get it Slavery existed. I don't need a demonstration of how slavery works. I can, you can, you can explain it to me and I can actually visualize it I mean, that's just weird.

Speaker 1 40:01

Fifth graders too, by the way it's fifth graders.

Speaker 2 40:04

Fifth graders don't even need to learn about slavery. Learn about that one, like you're in the sixth or seventh graders.

Speaker 1 40:08

The whole district need to be just fired, hosed down. We need to revamp completely.

Speaker 2 40:14

Hose it down with sanitizer. Sanitize everything. Sanitize that dude or teacher's mouth. Sanitize it, sanitize them, sanitize their life, I don't know yeah.

Speaker 1 40:27

You know what you need to do. That's a tough one. You fill his mouth with what is that concoction Bleach and ammonia. So you need to pour bleach down his mouth to clean his insides. And then somebody takes a piss R Kelly style and that creates mustard gas.

Speaker 2 40:47

Gorgons in shower yeah.

Speaker 2 40:49

I pretty enjoy it Sick fuck, fucking politician piece of shit.

Speaker 2 40:53

All right, I got some weird news for you that's mildly annoying and fucking scary.

Speaker 2 41:00

China sends dozens of warplanes and ships near Taiwan to show its anger over island's new leaders and a large exercise launched to show its anger over its island's inauguration of new leaders who refused to accept Beijing's insistence that Taiwan is part of China.

Speaker 2 41:17

Taiwan tracked dozens of Chinese warplanes and navy vessels off its coast on Friday in the second day of a large military exercise launched by Beijing to show its anger over its self-governing island inauguration of its new leaders who refused to accept its insistence that Taiwan is part of China. China has issued an elaborate media statement showing Taiwan being surrounded by forces from its military, the People's Liberation Army. A new video on Friday showed animated Chinese forces approaching from all sides Taiwan being enclosed within a circular target area, while simulated missiles hit the key population and military targets. Despite that, there was little sign of concern among Taiwan's 23 million people who have lived under the threat of Chinese invasion since the two sides split during the Civil War in 1949. Taiwan's parliament was mired on Friday in a dispute between political parties over procedural measures and business continued as usual in a bustling capital of Taipei in the ports of Keelung and Kaohsiung. I'm sorry, I have no idea how to pronounce that last one, but here's the scary part.

Speaker 1 42:31

If.

Speaker 2 42:31

Taiwan is ever invaded, they hold I think that's where the the the rare metals for computers rare metals for rare metals for computers, but they're like the leading person building those chips. So if they get invaded, china sets the prices for everybody around the world at that point. So japan and america are willing to step in if China does attack, and that's what makes it scary, because China has South Korea on their side. They have all those fucking weirdo, fake-ass communist countries ready to blow us the fuck up.

Speaker 1 43:07

You know what I don't know. If so, it's scary a little to me at least. If it's going to be over a resource, then I believe that the US is going to step in. It's, I don't know. Computer chips are in everything. If there's a deal that they can work out with china over this valuable resource, they're not going to fucking step in. It's going to be some shit like with russia, ukraine, where they're just going to let it happen we'll supply uh ukraine with weapons, but we won't physically we're not going to step in.

Speaker 1 43:36

Okay, we're going to let you take over as long as we have a back-end deal of these rare.

Speaker 2 43:41

We'll support the taiwan army with guns. Nah, they're gonna pull that. They're gonna pull you like we'll support you. That's what we did with ukraine we gave them missiles and guns, but china has more power.

Speaker 1 43:51

I would say definitely way more people. It's a whole bigger beast dealing with china. No, I agree with russia. So I don't, I don't know. I think if china really wants to take, it.

Speaker 2 44:01

Yeah, china sets prices for a lot of things for us and we get a lot of our.

Speaker 1 44:05

From there. So it's like yeah, our consumerism economies, like Maybe you're right.

Speaker 2 44:10

Maybe we won't step In at all, maybe we'll just look the other way, you know it depends on how valuable it is for us. I mean it's pretty valuable and to not To not have them control it.

Speaker 1 44:20

But if there's, if we get a deal, if we have a deal like, okay, look, you can take over, we'll fund them, the weapons or whatever, because we're going to have to look at it. I don't think.

Speaker 2 44:29

Taiwan would be willing or not, taiwan? I don't think China would be willing to accept anything like that. To be honest, with you.

Speaker 1 44:35

Well then, it's just going to be because this has been going on for a while. You're right. It's been going on for a while, so it might be, uh, I don't know what the hell like. I don't know what it is like how you just go over here, just be flexing on another country. Oh you, little bumpy, little bumpy goo over here.

Speaker 2 44:52

It's a lot of shit to be doing, bro. You guys, you niggas, need to chill the fuck out bro. Real talk bro chill um.

Speaker 1 45:00

But yeah, I don't know, I don't Chill.

Speaker 1 45:04

But yeah, I don't know, I don't know how. I mean, this has been ongoing for a while and I don't necessarily think if they were to do a takeover. I mean we have already seen it right now. I mean, look, we have Israel doing a genocide right now. You have Russia trying to take a whole other country right now. True, and none of that shit have we done shit about? We haven't done shit about none of those things. As a matter of fact, we're supporting Israel, so they think that we're going to Steer their step here. Like nah, taiwan is just off limits.

Speaker 1 45:35

Like I'm all in shit, I ain't doing that right now with Taiwan, y'all got that all in, we're feeding weapons to all those. All in like, nah, we're feeding weapons to all those, all those motherfuckers so sure we're feeding weapons to what israel right now. Yes, yeah, we're supporting the genocide.

Speaker 1 45:50

We're supporting it, it's just, it's just you know, it's just at the point to where I mean, it's where you was where you get started. Getting cynical. Here is like there is no like of all the world powers that exist right now, which is china, russia, the us, like all their interests are built in greed and, and I don't know, like the whole wealthy people that that have power over. These politicians don't give two shits. All these politicians have the power over changing. All this stuff are already bought in by some other shit, so all this shit has to do with money.

Speaker 1 46:26

Now, true, it's not even about like oh, like back in world war ii, world war ii, like it wasn't about oh, we're doing this shit for money. It was like we're going to save this country for being oppressed. Like the germans are moving in. We need to be americans and go and show the world like we need to fight for freedom, and that's all. Our whole basis of american freedom was built on that shit. That went on a long time ago, 70 years ago, 60 years ago. Now it's the same shit is going on right now.

Speaker 1 46:55

That was going on back then, except now it's like okay, who's got money? Like you got dough, I got dough, let's all get more dough, like all that shit was not built in, like it was back in the day. That's why we're fucking fucked, true? All right, so this is what I'll tell you guys, you little cynical motherfuckers out there. Okay, this is how you have to. This is how you have to live your life. How? How, sir? You have to be good and change the outlook of the only thing you can do as a regular degular dude, without sharpening your goddamn pitchfork is.

Speaker 2 47:33

Where are you going? Oh, I'm still here.

Speaker 1 47:37

Still here. The only thing you can do as a regular person? That's cynical. If you care about people, you can only be good and care about the people that are around you in your immediate area. You can only change the lives and have a positive outlook on the people around you. That's all you can actually do, and I know that's that's the positive side of the cynicism. Just be good to the people around you. Try to change the lives of the people around you by being a good fucking sport. Does that do anything for you? That's about all you can do.

Speaker 2 48:16

That's about all you can do.

Speaker 1 48:17

That's about it. Can we end this on a good note?

Speaker 2 48:21

Because I got another article. Yeah, end it on a good note.

Speaker 1 48:23

End it on a good note. Did, got, I got another article. Um, yeah, ended on a good note. A good note did. We hit the hour mark over there.

Speaker 2 48:27

We're almost there. That last article is going to hit us on that one.

Speaker 1 48:30

All right so, uh, according to ap news, vermont becomes first state to enact law requiring oil companies to pay for damage from climate change. Nice, I mean, that's one state. What are you going to do, vermont? I like that. I like that.

Speaker 2 48:52

That's cool.

Speaker 1 48:52

That's cool. You're scraping a scramble for helping these people out. Okay, so I'll get a little bit more in the article. Vermont has become the first state to enact a law requiring fossil fuel companies to pay a share of the damage caused by climate change, after the state suffered catastrophic summer flooding and damage from other extreme weather. Without his signature late Thursday, saying he is very concerned about the cost and outcome of the small state taking on big oil quote alone in what will likely be a grueling fight, but he acknowledged that he understands something has to be done to address the toll of climate change. I understand and this is quote I understand the desire to seek funding to mitigate the effects of climate change that hurt our state in so many ways.

Speaker 1 49:53

Scott, a moderate Republican in a largely blue state of Vermont, wrote in a letter to lawmakers so not all Republicans are evil. Who knew? He's a moderate Republican? But I like that. I like what he's talking about the popular governor, who recently announced that he's running for reelection. Okay, here we go, running for reelection. You're going to be sitting there singing to the fucking nines. Running for reelection to a fifth two term, fifth two year term has been at odds with the Democrat-controlled legislature, which he has called out of balance. He was expected by environmental advocates to veto the bill, but then allowed it to be enacted. Scott wrote to lawmakers that he was comforted that the Agency of Natural Resources required to report back to the legislature on the feasibility of the effort.

Speaker 1 50:50

Last July's flooding from torrential rains inundated Vermont's capital city of Montpellier, the city near Barr and some southern Vermont communities and ripped through homes and washed away roads around the rural states. Some saw it as the state's worst natural disaster since 1927. Flood that killed dozens of people and caused widespread destruction. It took months for businesses, from restaurants to shops, to rebuild. So I mean this is a good step in the right direction. To start. I mean, yeah, god, direction to start. I mean, yeah, god, all right.

Speaker 1 51:33

So I like the idea of like you're trying to charge these, like companies, like oil companies, to like, hey look, you're part of the problem for climate change and, uh, we're going to be sending you a bill, uh, for said climate change, because we're sitting here, flooding and all the stuff. All these scientists we have over here are telling us that, uh, climate change is real. We've had the worst floods we've had, we've had landmark heat, we've had like highs on everything, dude, floods, heat, tsunamis, hurricanes, like you fucking name it, dude. We've had that shit been going on and it's been building up. The temperatures be building up. Scientists are telling you that shit's building up. There's fucking shows, there's fucking movies, there's fucking scientists telling you that if we hit like two degrees Celsius over this shit, shit, the weather's going to get way, way, way, way, way worse.

Speaker 1 52:27

And we're hitting that and we're way past that, right, way past that. So you got one fucking little middle-aged state of Vermont saying, look, we need to do something about that because we're getting fucked over here, right, Mm-hmm, and I'm like, okay, so you're going to fucking find these oil companies, right, oil company profit.

Speaker 2 52:49

Oh God, it's like $2 billion for last year alone, or $4 billion for last year alone.

Speaker 1 52:56

Oil companies with the five largest integrated private sector earned a combined. Integrated private sector earned a combined. Oil companies made record profits in 2022, with the five largest integrated private sector oil and gas companies earning a combined give me a number guess one trillion 195 billion no, I was not close at all, which is almost 120% more than the previous year.

Speaker 1 53:27

These companies include Exxon 55.7 billion, a company record that was equivalent to 6.3 million per hour. Chevron, 36.5 billion, which was double their profits of 2021. Mind you, our gas has doubled since fucking that time, so their profit has doubled. Our gas has doubled. So, yeah, you guys still tie that shit together Shell.

Speaker 2 53:52

No, but I thought it was Biden's fault. I thought he had controlled the gas price.

Speaker 1 53:57

It is Biden's fault, it's all their fucking faults.

Speaker 2 54:00

You're the fucking president, motherfucker, you go there there, explain to me how the president directly affects the gas prices you go there because you know the data.

Speaker 1 54:09

You've got the data. You're the president. You have this data, like I have this data me. A regular degular googled this data. The data is out there. So you was the president. Also have that data. You probably have way more data than I got. True, he probably does.

Speaker 1 54:23

You know where all these motherfuckers live, like you've got the addresses to their houses. That's what you got. So you send a fucking shooting squad over there and be like, look, everybody's got a black bag over their head. Everybody. That's the head of Exxon. You've got all black bags over your head. Okay, your families are tied to nukes. Right now, we're going to send it. Everybody's getting sent to the sun right now. This is just the sun worshiping shit going on. I'm not fucking with this shit. I'm the president of the United States. These are my people. I am for the motherfucking people In a utopian world. I mean, I would think that that's what you should be doing as president, but anyways, I guess, I guess. So, just going back down to the Bronx so Vermont is standing, this small little state that probably only makes like they probably only make like $100 million a year or whatever. $100 million, and these guys got $200 billion. That's like what's the number on that? That's like $20,000 million. What $2,000 million? $20,000 million.

Speaker 2 55:35

I think that's what the number is Something crazy.

Climate Change and Voting

Speaker 1 55:37

So if you're making $1 million trying to fight against this, be like, look, we're going to start billing you now. That's like me making like two thousand dollars. I'm running the block, I'm, I'm selling this, I'm selling. Now. I'm like, just, I'm like corrupting the whole block. And then some kid comes up and be like I'm gonna give you two dollars to stop that. I'm gonna be like, all right, little buck, I'll give you two dollars, bro, I will stop that. And then he goes back home, tells mom like, look, guys, I stopped that. And then we're like fuck this little motherfucker stop my business for just moving somewhere else I don't know.

Speaker 1 56:15

It's a world problem. It's climate change. Come on guys. Yeah, everybody should be on the same heading here, true?

Speaker 2 56:22

yeah, you know what you got a point, got a point, but tough you know it's like I said you get cynical when you start digging into this stuff.

Speaker 1 56:31

So what I try to do is enrich the lives of everybody around me. It's all you can do till you die, because this has been going on for thousands of years. I mean, it is what it is. It's been happening, it's been happening.

Speaker 2 56:44

It will continue. That not much we can do about it. That's not not much what you do about it except vote, with our minds going to the vote station places and voting pitchforks, next election pitchforks, but vote, vote for sure. Right Vote for the next puppet in there.

Speaker 1 57:03

It doesn't matter who it is. Vote for the next puppet in there. I don't even care about them.

Speaker 2 57:06

There's worse puppets out there. I'll just tell you that right now, guys, we got to get our podcast. Oh God, we got to get our podcast back up. So podcast at shit together, I promise you. I promise you. No, we're good. We're good, it's not. It's not hard times, it's the bay area, but we're good. You guys take it easy. We love you take it easy, thank you.